Monday, October 29, 2012

Guess who Liberals REALLY Hate?

Can liberals hate anyone more than someone who made these statements?
  • Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
  • Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democrat answer, but the right answer. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.
  • The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all.
  • (A favorite of mine) Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.
  • A young man who does not have what it takes to perform military service is not likely to have what it takes to make a living. Today's military rejects include tomorrow's hard-core unemployed.
  • Israel was not created in order to disappear - Israel will endure and flourish. It is the child of hope and the home of the brave. It can neither be broken by adversity nor demoralized by success. It carries the shield of democracy and honors the sword of freedom. 
  • The tax on capital gains directly affects investment decisions, the mobility and flow of risk capital... the ease or difficulty experienced by new ventures in obtaining capital, and thereby the strength and potential for growth in the economy.
  • I believe in an America where the free enterprise system flourishes for all other systems to see and admire - where no businessman lacks either competition or credit - and where no monopoly, no racketeer, no government bureaucracy can put him out of business that he built up with his own initiative.
  • The rights of man come not from the generosity of the state, but from the hand of God.
What kind of lunatic right-wing nutjob came up with these doozies? Was it Reagan, Nixon, Goldwater, or W?  Man, this person must be the more hated by the left than any public figure in history!  Scroll down to see who it is..........

Liberal public enemy number #1.....

Monday Musings With The Crew- The Obama "Kid"eos

As election day draws inexorably near, I though I'd resurrect a couple of creepy kiddie indoctrination videos from Dear Leader's first campaign.  Just a little reminder of what sort of things we are dealing with.......

Remember this golden oldie from 2008??

Or maybe this one, not at all disquieting....


Or how about these little darlings for Obama, with their "Barack Hussein Obama, mmm  mmm  mmm" immortalized forever by Rush Limbaugh.....

Well folks they are at it again in 2012.  Here's the latest from "The Future Children Project".  The real project is trying to get through this video without throwing up a little in your mouth.  

Friday, October 26, 2012

Obama And Biden Sink To New Lows

Just another day around the Obama-Biden 2012 campaign.  Let's see what has happened this week.....
  • For starters, I present the latest Obama campaign ad.  The ad features 26 year old Lena Dunham comparing young voter's first vote for President to losing their virginity.  As in "you want it to be with the right guy....".  Wait, it gets better-   Before we watch the ad, let me give you some information on Lena from wikipedia.  Dunham's father is Carroll Dunham, a painter of what is described as "overtly sexualised pop art".  Her mother, Laurie Simmons, is a designer and photographer who creates "disquieting domestic tableaux" with dolls.  Ummm.....Ewwwwww!  See for yourself, fair warning...the "ick" factor is high with this one-  remember, Barack Obama approves this message.

  • So while Dear Leader has been trying to get it on with high school girls, let's check in with Joe Biden.  Tyrone Woods was one of the Americans killed in the attack on the Benghazi consulate.  His father described meeting with Joe Biden upon the return of his son's body thusly.....

Vice-President Joe Biden-  keeping it classy as usual!

Let me ask a simple there anything in these 2 videos that make you think Obama-Biden is the answer for what ails this country?   Let's talk about it on Facebook.......

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

What If Todd Beamer Had Been There?

Over the last year, Sahib and I have taken a lot of cracks at Barack Obama.  We have used sarcasm and satire to illustrate the pernicious nature of this administration, and the evil of the statist movement they represent.  Today is not a day for jokes.  Today we know that Barack Obama left those Americans in the Benghazi consulate twisting in the wind, left them to die at the murderous hands of Islamic terrorists. And then, he and his surrogates lied to you and I about the circumstances surrounding the attack.  Absolutely unforgivable.

It's been over 11 years, and I still can't say the phrase "United Flight 93" without getting misty-eyed.  The heroics of Todd Beamer and the other passengers on that flight prevented the atrocity of 9/11 from being even more unthinkable.  They wrestled control of the airplane away from the al-Qaida terrorists, and kept it from destroying the White House or Capitol, losing their lives in the process.  The courage and determination to act in the face of evil shown by this small group of ordinary Americans is why we must save this country from Barack Obama.

Contrast the response to terrorism of the Flight 93 passengers on Sept. 11, 2001, with that shown by Barack Obama on Sept. 11, 2012.  News is breaking today that the State Department sent email communications to the White House Situation Room as the Benghazi consulate was under attack.  Those emails confirmed that the attack was a planned, coordinated terrorist action, and most certainly not a violent mob reaction to a Youtube video.  Two of the 4 Americans killed that night died several hours into the attack, well after Obama had been informed of the situation.  There was time to save them, or at least move heaven and earth trying to save them.  Barack Obama did nothing.  Well, that's not accurate-   he went to bed, and flew to Las Vegas the next day for a campaign fundraiser.

Not only that, but he and his administration orchestrated a cover up of their heinous inaction for many days afterwards, blatantly lying to the American people at every turn.  Barack Obama is a traitor to the legacy of Flight 93,  a disgusting coward of a man who disgraces and tarnishes the office of the President every moment he occupies it.

What if Barack Obama had been on Flight 93 instead of Todd Beamer?  Hell, he probably would have volunteered to take the co-pilot seat for the duration of the flight to Washington.

What if Todd Beemer and the Flight 93 passengers had been in the White House Situation Room 11 years later as reports of the attack in Benghazi came in?  Do you think that they would have shrugged it off and hit the rack?  Hardly.  Let's roll would have been their call to action, and maybe, just maybe, they would have saved American lives again.

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Oh Mitt... You Missed the Kill Shot!

The president made many vague, muddled, outright false, and generally laughable statements last night.  Among them are:
  • Apparently not realizing that US marines STILL use bayonets.  Something you would think the commander-in-chief might be aware.
  • Talking about Tunisian protests our narcissist-in-chief said, "This nation. Me."
  • Emphatically and categorically stating that Romney was against ANY form of government assistance for GM and Chrysler.  Oops, sorry Mr. President... wrong or lying again:
  • Espousing a level of love and adoration for Israel that he usually reserves for tax increases, new entitlement programs, and golf.
  • (And one of my favorite moments) Not correcting Bob Schieffer when Bob referred to him as Obama Bin Laden.
  • Trying to explode Romney's brain with the Obama Death Stare, a la Scanners/Big Bang Theory.

All fascinating and enjoyable moments, but Romney could have won the debate and probably the election in one fell swoop.  The president gave him the perfect opening and Romney could have poleaxed (for you race baiters out there, that was pole axed and not poll taxed) him right there on national TV.  If he had taken the opportunity, I wouldn't have been surprised to see Obama curl up in the fetal position right there on stage and start sobbing for Reggie to come save him.  Here is how the exchange SHOULD have happened:

  • President Obama:  Bob, let me — let me respond. You know, if we're going to talk about trips that we've taken, you know, when I was a candidate for office, first trip I took was to visit our troops.  And when I went to Israel as a candidate, I didn't take donors, I didn't attend fundraisers, I went to Yad Vashem, the — the Holocaust museum there, to remind myself the — the nature of evil and why our bond with Israel will be unbreakable.
  • Governor Romney:  Really Mr. President?  You have must have immense testicular fortitude to introduce fundraising into this discussion. Well, you went there so here goes. Yes, as a CANDIDATE I did attend fundraisers in Israel.  You know why?  Because people there LIKE me and understand I will be a TRUE friend to Israel as president.  Would you like to know what I will NEVER do as PRESIDENT?  I will never attend a fundraiser when the bodies of our ambassador and three other citizens are not even cold and that they are dead as a direct result of my administration's failures.  That, Mr. President, I will never do.  Bob, please feel free to clean up that puddle of goo that used to be the president.  I wouldn't want anyone to get it on their shoes.
That, to quote Barney Stinson, would have been, wait for it.... LEGENDARY!

Can A (Muslim) Brother Get An Amen?

Every day I learn more and more about the religion of peace. Take for instance the word Amen.  Usually pronounced "ah-meen" by Muslims, it can be used in Islam in much the same way as it is in Christianity and Judaism, as an ending to a "supplication to God" or prayer.  Huh.  Did not know that.

I learned this little tidbit when I became aware of a video coming out of Egypt.  The clip shows Muslim Brotherhood Puppet, er...Egyptian President, Mohammed Morsi during last Friday's prayers at a mosque in Marsa Matruh. Traditionally, the congregation ends the imam's recitation of a list of prayers by saying "ah-meen", which Morsi clearly does on the video.  It's all quite lovely and spiritual.  I thought I'd dig a little deeper, and find out just what the imam was praying for.  Surely it was for peace in the Middle East, respect and honor for women, equality and dignity for all....... um, not exactly.

Included in the imam's prayerful to-do list was the following.....

"Destroy the Jews and their supporters and disperse them, rend them asunder"

Isn't that lovely?  Can you imagine the widespread outrage in the United States if the President was a follower of a religious leader who called on followers to "rend asunder" the Jews?  A religious leader who condemned nations, encouraged violence, and espoused hatred?  Yeah, me neither.  

Monday, October 22, 2012

Monday Musings With The Crew

  • Dateline Anderson, IN:  Four students from Highland Middle School were recently punished for viewing topless photos of a woman on an iPad during class.  Ho hum right? Not exactly.  The woman in question was their teacher, and the iPad was hers as well. She had given the students permission to use her iPad, they fired it up and out popped the teacher and her girls.  Instead of spreading the photo around the school, they promptly told the teacher about it.  Their reward for being of high character?  One given a warning, two suspended, and one expelled.  No punishment is forthcoming for the idiot teacher who put her self-porn on her school district iPad.  Had that happened to myself and Sahib in middle school (junior high back then), getting suspended would have been our last worry. We would have been trying to figure out how to live the rest of our lives with 2 smoking, charcoal lined pits where our eyes used to be.  
  • From the "Timing is Everything" Department:  22 year old Sandeep Singh was having a tough time.  The Massachusetts man was having to work 2 jobs just to make ends meet, and to top it off his girlfriend dumped him.  She's probably having some second thoughts after Singh won $30.5 million dollars in the lottery last week.  
  • Madonna riled up concert fans in Colorado last week.  She was 2 hours late taking the stage, and then opened the show by pointing fake guns at the audience and singing a little ditty about murder.  You remember Colorado right?  They've had a little trouble with murder out there recently, and the concert goers didn't take kindly to the Material Girl's antics.  I can definitely see their point, but seriously, if you wait 2 hours for Madonna to get on stage, you pretty much deserve what you get.  

  • Since today's theme seems to be women making questionable choices, up for your consideration now is Donna from North Dakota. Donna called in to a local radio talk show to vent her frustrations with the deer crossing signs she sees frequently along the roads. You know, this sign......

Well, Donna just didn't understand why the highway department would encourage deer to cross the highway by putting up those signs...
"My frustration is that Minnesota and North Dakota departments of transportation would allow these deer crossings in such high traffic areas," she says. "Why are we encouraging deer to cross at the interstate?"

Eventually the radio hosts were able to convince Donna that the signs were not actually meant to guide the deer to a safe crossing area. Guess what Donna will be doing in two weeks? Voting for President.

 Be afraid, be very afraid.
  • Finally this week, it is with great sorrow that I report the passing of a 70's icon, and someone I admired greatly.  No, no, not George McGovern.  I refer to the untimely death at age 60 of Sylvia Kristel.  Don't recognize the name?  If you are a man over the age of 40 you remember the character she played in several 70s films.......Emmanuelle.  In a film series marked with brilliant dialogue, remarkable character development, and crackling action, Kristel's performances as the title character were um, er, uhhh.....stimulating.  
RIP Emmanuelle.....

Spot the Difference Game! LSU Version

I'm sure we all remember this game from Highlights when we were kids at the doctor's office.  Here's the LSU version from their weekly newsletter.  Can you spot the difference?

Photo in LSU newsletter
Actual photo
Can't find it yet?  Here's a hint from school spokesman Herb Vincent:
"the school altered the image to prevent other students from being offended by the weekly Geaux-Mail newsletter"
I'm sure the Wisconsin based FFRF is so pleased.  SACSTW has several good friends who are big LSU fans.  We are very disappointed....

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

The Two Questions Nobody Asked......

The first time I heard of Hofstra was 1981.  A basketball player at my high school signed a letter of intent to play ball for the Fighting Earthworms or whatever they are called.  I'll be danged if I can remember the kid's name, but it was pretty big news at our school.  After all, we were better known for other, more genteel athletics.  If you could play it at a country club, we were tough to beat.  But I digress.

I got home from Hofstra early this morning, having borrowed the keys to the SACSTW Gulfstream V from Sahib over the weekend.  With nerves all atwitter, I turned on the TV and fired up the DVR to watch my appearance during the previous evening's Presidential Debate.  My heart sank and my blood pressure soared as I realized THEY CUT MY SCENE!  I thought this thing was supposed to be live and unedited!  What the @#%$# ??  I have searched all the online transcripts I can find.....NOTHING!  It's as if I never asked a question of the candidates at all!

Despite my lingering private luxury jet lag, I have been able to piece together a reasonable facsimile of how my moment in the debate spotlight went...........

Candy Crowley:  The next question is for President Obama, and comes from the large, balding white gentleman there in the back.  No, no, not you Chastity.  Next to you, yes, the one in the purple Mexican wrestling mask.

The Crew: Thank you Candy.  My name is the Crew.  I have but one question for you Mr. Obama.  My friend Sahib and I have spent the last 12 months asking every liberal  wingnut we can find this question, and none have been willing to answer.  You are the next on our list.....Please tell us exactly what percentage of our income we should be permitted to keep after all taxation from local, state, and federal authorities.

President Obama:  Thank you for the question Crew.  Under my administration, oil production is the highest it has been in 16 years.  We have invested in infrastructure, created 14 green jobs, and licked the boots of every tinpot hack in the Middle East.  I've shucked and jived with Beyonce and JayZ, spent more time with David Letterman than any of his female staffers, and played more golf than Tiger Woods.

The Crew:  That is all quite interesting Mr. Obama.  May I assume that you refuse to admit that your ideal would be governmental confiscation of 100% of earnings?

President Obama:  You may proceed Crew.

The Crew:  I have a followup question for you Mr. Obama....Can you tell us what you will do in a second term to bring the federal government back into conformity with the legal limitations placed upon it by the United States Constitution?

President Obama:  The what?

Things kind of went downhill from there, although I'm sure the original video showing what appeared to be a middle aged Caucasian Nacho Libre challenging the President to a sumo match is quite entertaining if you can find it.  But I digress.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Ladies And Gentlemen......Paul Ryan Girl!

Anyone under the age of 40 might want to search youtube for "Physical" by Olivia Newton-John for the proper frame of reference.  Well done Ryan Girl!

Monday, October 15, 2012

Monday Musings With The Crew

  • Can't wait to see this week's Presidential Debate.  CNN's chief political correspondent Candy Crowley will be moderating in her usual "even-handed" style.  You remember Candy Crowley right?  She's the one who called the Romney-Ryan ticket a "political death-wish" on her show.  I'm sure she'll be very fair.  Listen to Dennis Miller's comments on Crowley here.
  • Is anyone else a wee bit weary of the Obama's incessant whining about obstructionist Republicans?  Joe Biden actually went so far during his debate with Paul Ryan as to say Republicans should "just get out of the way".  Someone please remind the Vice-President that his party had 2 years of complete control of the federal government to pass any half-baked statist pablum they wanted.  In my view, Republicans blocking the current version of the Democrat Party from advancing their agenda is national service of the highest order.  
  • The only thing on Sunday that was plummeting faster than Felix Baumgartner was Kansas City Chiefs GM Scott Pioli's reputation.  Unfortunately for fans of the Crew's hometown team, Pioli didn't have a parachute, and the Chiefs augured into the dirt of Raymond James Stadium in a 38-10 beat down at the hands of the lowly Buccaneers.  Chiefs....I wash my hands of thee!
  • Former Senator Arlen Specter died yesterday at the age of 82.  The Republican turned Democrat who brought you the "single-bullet" theory as a member of the Warren Commission in the '60s, helped deny Robert Bork a seat on the US Supreme Court, and was one of only 3 Republicans in Congress to vote for the Obama stimulus bill lost his battle with lymphoma.  I'm sure his family and friends will miss him.  
  • Looks like Representative Jesse Jackson Jr. is in the crosshairs of the FBI (whoops, is that racist or hatemonging of me??).  The Feds are investigating Jesse Jr. for using campaign money to decorate his home.  Yep, sounds about right.
The Enema Bandit
  • In related news, Ronald Eugene Robinson of Florida is this week's nominee for worst human in the history of the species.  Robinson has been charged with consumer product tampering after returning more than a dozen home enema kits to a CVS store in Jacksonville.  The bad news?....he tampered with them by USING them before repackaging and returning the kits.  The really bad news?    the CVS store RESOLD them to other customers!  I wonder how that is going to work out for Ronald on Cellblock D when the fellas get together to compare crimes.  

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Friday, October 12, 2012

SACSTW Reader's Brilliant Debate Analysis- Must Read!

So I sit down at my keyboard this morning to pound out some debate analysis.  I even got a draft done, full of SACSTW's usual snark and sarcasm.  Then I read something that Jill Miller, one of our great readers and frequent commenters, had written.  I was struck by Jill's insight into the mindset of the left, and immediately chucked my draft into the recycle bin.  Jill graciously gave me permission to share her brilliant analysis with the entire SACSTW community.  Enjoy.........

The Obama campaign was deeply rattled by the President's dismal performance in last week's debate.  The Dem assessment:  the President was too polite, not forceful enough, and allowed Romney to take command of the stage.  The plan: don't let that ever. happen. again.  [Note: they are always about style, not substance. Facts are subservient to The Narrative and The Intentions.]

The solution? Let Biden be Biden.  Bluster, filibuster, and wear his heart on his big veneered teeth sleeve.  Manners be ding-danged: interrupt whenever you can.  Plow over the top of whatever Ryan is trying to say, whether with physical reactions or a torrent of words.  Say something - anything - and put the LIberal Create-A-Fact (TM) stamp of approval on it: "and that. is. a. FACT!"(TM)

It appears to have worked on the liberal base, who think Joe won because he was more forceful and passionate.  This makes sense to them because, to the postmodern liberal, facts and outcomes are trumped by feelings and intentions.  But there remains a huge swath of people in this country who are in the middle - not devoutly conservative, yet not postmodern liberal either - and they were really put off by Biden's demeanor.  It's one thing for the guy on the street to bluster and wave his arms and laugh at his opponenet.  It's quite another for the guy who is one heartbeat away from the Oval Office to do it, particularly when he is the older, mature, experienced on doing it to a younger man.

The two political sides in this nation are deeply divided and you can get a good glimpse of the nature of that divide in the reaction to the debate.  

Conservatives see truth as objective and external, unchanged by point of view.  We value manners and ethics that calmly display an understanding of facts, and we value outcomes that produce a measurable result. 

Libs see truth as subjective and internal, varying with circumstance and situation.  They value emotion and "the heart", and judge by intentions rather than outcomes.

No wonder conservatives think Ryan won, and libs think Biden won.

- Jill Miller

There you have it folks.  Simply the best, most incisive analysis of last night's debate that you will find anywhere, by anyone.  Thanks again to Jill for allowing us to share her wisdom with everyone.  

~Awesome job Jill!  Great analysis.  Thanks for letting us post this.  *Sahib

Thursday, October 11, 2012

Veep Debate Vocabulary Primer

I know it's an unpopular train of thought with progressives, but words really do mean things.  Each and every day, the liberal statists try to corrupt our vocabulary, ramming their euphemisms down our throats in an attempt to disguise their contemptible strategies.  Expect that "dictionary distortion" to be on full display this evening during the Ryan-Biden debate.

Fear not SACSTW readers, here is a brief translation of socialist mumbo-jumbo into clear English for you to consult as you watch Joe Biden stagger his way through tonight's festivities.......

When Joe Says This              He Means This       

Revenue                                                   Taxes  (syn. your money)

Investment                                               Federal Spending (syn. your money)

Economic Stimulus                                 Federal Spending (syn. your money)

The Rich                                                  Middle-aged white businessmen  (syn. job creators)

Old Ideas                                                The founding principles of our country

Fundamentally Transform                          Destroy the founding principles of our country

Hope and Change                                       Destroy the founding principles of our country

Freedom of religion                                   Freedom from religion

Individual rights                                       What the federal government will allow you to do

Republicans                                            Demons (syn. baby starvers, old lady murderers)

Voters                                                  Unidentifiable humans who may or may not be legal citizens

Disenfranchised voters                            Unidentifiable humans who may or may not be dead

War on Women                                 Sandra Fluke should buy her own condoms

Enjoy the debate, it's always fun to watch Joe on live television!

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

Must Watch! Bishop Jackson's Message To Black Christians

I don't have anything to add to Bishop Jackson's remarkable eloquence, other than to say it is maybe the most powerful 4 minutes of video I have seen during this campaign......

Monday, October 8, 2012

Monday Musings With The Crew

  • Did anyone else find Dear Leader's insistence that the Romney campaign is short on details perplexing during last week's debate?  Isn't this the same President whose crown jewel legislation was pushed through by a Speaker of the House who said "we have to pass the bill to find out what's in it".
  • Obama's pitiful debate performance was entirely predictable.  To succeed in that setting, you must be firmly grounded in your political philosophy, have a grasp of the facts, and most importantly be WILLING to articulate your core beliefs.  Obama knows that he cannot speak those core beliefs as they are so radically divergent from the majority of the American electorate.  That internal contradiction leaves him fumbling around, desperately grasping for any lie that might benefit his cause.
  • For those hardcore Obama supporters still bitterly clinging to the campaign's talking points, I refer you to an excellent refutation of those points from Investor's Business Daily.  

Godbee has an interesting definition
of "internal affairs"
  • Dateline Detroit:  Fans coming to the ballpark in Detroit to watch the Tigers in the MLB playoffs were greeted by about 400 off-duty Detroit police officers handing out flyers that warned the fans to "Enter Detroit At Your Own Risk".  Citing what they see as gross understaffing of the DPD, the local police union is trying to ramp up support for additional funding of the department.  If only Detroit Police Chief Ralph Godbee had  heeded his own union's advice to be cautious about "entering Detroit".  Godbee has resigned amid the revelation that he carried on a sexual relationship with an internal affairs officer in the department.  

I volunteer for Miss Jones class!
  • Former Cincinnati Bengal cheerleader and now former highschool teacher Sarah Jones has pled guilty to having sex with a 17 year old student at the Kentucky school she taught at.  NFL cheerleaders teaching high school boys,  hey, what could possibly go wrong with that?  Honestly, there is a part of me that thinks this is a victimless crime.  I'll leave you to decide which part.  

Friday, October 5, 2012

Kilmeade Breaks Story On Obama's Poor Debate Performance

My favorite member of the Fox and Friends morning show, Brian Kilmeade, aired exclusive video of Barack Obama explaining his abysmal debate performance to Weezy this morning. Have a look.....

Thursday, October 4, 2012

Down Goes Obama, Down Goes Obama!

Overhead view of the debate stage as Jim Lehrer checks on the President

I've seen a lot of beatdowns in my life.  I saw Mike Tyson bludgeon Michael Spinks into dreamland in the first round in 1988.  I saw Jordan hit that jumper over Craig Ehlo,  I saw the 49ers manhandle the Broncos 55-10 in Super Bowl XXIV.  Now I have to add Romney-Obama I to my list of the all-time greatest routs.  Dennis Miller had the best line of the night when he said "Obama better hope a kicked ass is covered under Obamacare".

Romney came out from the get go loaded with facts, truth, and the courage to face down the President of the United States.  After striding out onto the stage with his usual supercool demeanor, President Obama's body language changed to that of a Labrador puppy who tore up the furniture while his owner was at work once Romney started to work him over.  Guess what Barry, the owners are home, and we're pissed about the mess you have made of our house!  Bad President!  Bad President!

Even with moderator Jim Lehrer holding his hand through some of the tough spots, the President looked like that debate stage was the LAST place in the world he wanted to be.  Well maybe, the second to last place.  If you think that Mitt was tough on Obama during the debate, how do you think Weezy treated him during the flight home?

The one recurring theme of Mr. Obama's presentation was that profits are bad.  He demonized profit making in the oil industry, banking, Wall Street, healthcare, you name it.  Romney was having none of it.  My favorite moment came when he made a not very subtle suggestion that Lehrer update his resume because federal funding of PBS is going away very soon!

Romney was sincere, with just the right amount of gravitas and personality.  Obama was a sulking teenager who realizes the game is up.  Several pundits are wondering based on his performance whether Obama really wants to serve another term in office.  I think there may be some truth behind that theory.  Maybe Dear Leader is looking forward to the $50,000 a pop lecture circuit that is awaiting him.

I really only have one regret from last night.   Where was this Mitt Romney in 2008?  This Mitt Romney would have mopped the floor with Senator Granddad in the primaries, and made the name Barack Obama a footnote in the history textbooks.  Maybe this Mitt Romney could have saved our country a lot of the pain and suffering of the last four years.  Better late than never.

Now in case you think I'm just crowing about my guy's performance from an ideological standpoint, I'll leave you with what Chris "the Tingle is Gone" Matthews had to say.....

Late Breaking Update!   Al Gore explains President's poor performance.....must watch!

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Sahib and The Crew Moderate the Debate

Unfortunately, The Crew and I were neither asked to submit questions nor asked to moderate the debate, so we decided to do both on our blog.  I will be posing questions to President Obama and The Crew will be posing them to Governor Romney.

Sahib:  Mr. President, which one of the 57 states is your favorite?

Sahib:  Mr. President, if you feel the Muslim call to prayer is one of the most beautiful sounds on earth, what do you consider to be one of the ugliest? (Would he have the testicular fortitude to say Christmas carols?)

Sahib:  How's the golf game coming along?

Sahib:  Do you feel it's appropriate to send your daughter and her friends on a spring break trip to one of the most dangerous places in North America and make the American tax payers pick up the check for her security?

Sahib:  You have said that you want to "fundamentally change" the United States of America.  Specifically, which fundamentals of our great nation do you wish to change?

Sahib:  You pay your dog handler $102,000 a year.  How much do you pay your unicorn, Stanley's, handler?

Sahib:  Is is true that the real Joe Biden, in fact, died 3 years ago and the one we see now is really a Jeff Dunham puppet?

Sahib:  You seem inordinately preoccupied with Governor Romney's tax returns.  In a show of good sportsmanship, how about turning over your college and medical records?

Sahib:  And finally Mr. President, how much of what an American makes should he/she be allowed by the government to keep?  Please give me a specific percentage. A concrete number.  Take your time.  I'll wait.


Crew here.  Excellent interrogatory as usual by Sahib.  I get to question Mittens, so a little disclaimer here.  Yes, I am likely to vote for Governor Romney on November 6.  No, he was not my preferred nominee.

Crew:  Governor Romney, do you believe in compromising with those on the other side of the aisle in order to "get things done"

Crew:  After 4 years of a Romney presidency, will federal spending be more or less than it is today?

Crew:  After 4 years of a Romney presidency, will the federal government employ more or less people than it does today?

Crew:  Do you take your hair off at night?

Crew:  Would you support the repeal of the 17th Amendment?

Crew:  Do you believe in national right-to-carry legislation?

Crew:  Do you promise to pay attention to what Paul Ryan tells you about the budget?

Crew:  If you are elected, will you maintain Stanley in the lifestyle to which he has become accustomed?

Crew:  And finally Governor Romney, how much of what an American makes should he/she be allowed by the government to keep?  Please give me a specific percentage.  A concrete number.  Take your time.  I'll wait.

Be sure to watch the debate tonight, hey it's just the future of the country at stake.  

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Our Next Surgeon General: Barbara Bellar

Dr. Bellar is as accurate as she is funny.  If Romney wins she should at the very least be the next Surgeon General if not Secretary of HHS.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Biden Slips The Leash in North Carolina

Vice-President (and great friend of SACSTW) Joe Biden really threw the bit today at a campaign stop in North Carolina.  In what can only be called a remarkable moment of lucidity, Dear Leader's running mate said this about his boss's term in office while commenting on Republican tax policy....

This is deadly earnest.  How they can justify--how they can justify raising taxes on the middle class that's been buried the last four years?

Now of course Republicans don't want to raise taxes on ANYONE, let alone the middle class.  It is Democratic refusal to extend the current tax rates that will result in a middle tax class hike.

What's more interesting is Joey's admission that under Barack Obama's leadership, the middle class has been "buried" the last four years.  I am delighted to completely agree with that characterization.  The failed presidency of Barack Obama has indeed buried the middle class, and it is now time for Joe and Dear Leader to quit throwing dirt on us.  Put the shovel down Joe, and back away slowly.

Most folks are calling Biden's comment a "gaffe".  I'm sure Dear Leader is calling it something else tonight.  Myself, I prefer to think of it as an all too rare dose of honesty from a member of the administration.  Too bad he isn't smart enough to realize what he said.

Physics Lessons for our Wacky North Korean Friends

North Korean Nuclear Missile Transportation System
Our fun-loving friends, the North Koreans, have never let silly things like the laws of physics get in the way of their grand aspirations.  Even faced with setback after setback, the sunny North Koreans are ever optimistic.  After last April's abysmal rocket failure, the latest Dear Leader Kim Jong-un was unfazed and went to atomic warhead delivery system Option 2 shown below:

Atomic warhead delivery Option 2
Of course this presupposes that a North Korean atomic device will even detonate.  We have all seen this atomic test video smuggled out of North Korea by NBC operatives:

One wonders how a country that spends so much time and so many resources on their military can struggle so consistently to develop a simple atomic bomb and a way to share it with their South Korean cousins.  I mean come on, if the Pakistanis can do it, how hard can it be????

Well, after reading North Korean Vice Foreign Minister Pak Kil Yon's comments to the UN, I think I have it figured out.  This quote explained it all:
"Today, due to the continued U.S. hostile policy towards the DPRK," Pak said, "the vicious cycle of confrontation and aggravation of tension is an ongoing phenomenon on the Korean peninsula, which has become the world's most dangerous hotspot where a spark of fire could set off a thermonuclear war."
The North Koreans have stolen the wrong sets of plans!  They stole them from Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius:

I'm no nuclear physicist, but even I know that you don't use a match to set off a thermonuclear bomb.

Monday, October 1, 2012

Monday Musings With The Crew

  • In August of 1974, a Republican president resigned his office after his complicity in the Watergate affair surfaced.  As is the case with many transgressions, the cover-up was worse than the crime (just like your momma has told you all these years).  The President had ordered high-ranking members of his administration to lie to the American public about the break-in, and proceeded to do the same himself.  Exactly 0 people died as part of the Watergate affair.  In the past 3 weeks, Barack Obama has ordered high ranking administration members (SecState, UN Ambassador, etc) to lie to the American public about the murder of 4 Americans, including a U.S. Ambassador.  Obama has then proceeded to repeat those same lies to the American public himself.  At least Nixon had the courage to do what was best for the country by resigning.  
  • Watching Obama 2012 downplay expectations for Wednesday's presidential debate has been quite smirkworthy.  The best part was David Axelrod batting his sad puppy dog eyes at the media while lamenting Obama's lack of time for debate prep.  He's just been too busy "governing the country" according to Axelrod.  Unless blowing off heads of state and hanging with Mr. and Mrs. Knowles is "governing the country", I beg to differ Dave.  But hey, it was a funny line.....
    • late update-  John Kerry joined the Obama sympathy club over the weekend, sniffing that it's just not fair that Barry can't properly prepare for the debate, after all "he's got a day job".  
  • Remember Amanda Clayton?  She was the Michigan woman who gained notoriety earlier this year after it was discovered she was receiving food stamps despite having won over $700,000 in the lottery.  Sahib covered her story brilliantly here.   I can hear you now, um...Crew...why are you referring to Ms. Clayton in the past tense?  The answer is....because she was found dead of a drug overdose in a Detroit house over the weekend.  I will not revel in the death of Ms. Clayton, I will only comment that karma is in fact a bitch.
  • Speaking of trips down memory lane, one gas station owner did just that recently.....  Actually the day Obama took office gas was $1.67 at my neighborhood station.

  • Weapons obtained from Holder Arms and Ammo (aka the U.S. Justice Department) have been linked to a 2010 massacre of 16 people in Juarez, Mexico.  Many of the victims were teenagers attending a birthday party.  Speaking of resigning from office......are you listening Mr. Attorney General?  Read more here.

Do you really want to know?
  • Chinese cuisine is was one of my favorites.  That is until I read about the Red Flower Chinese Restaurant in Williamsburg, KY.  The restaurant has been cited for serving road-kill after a customer observed employees wheeling a mangled deer into the kitchen.  The owner's son has admitted to picking up the deer along I-75 outside of town.  The owners claimed they "didn't know we couldn't do that".  Ugh. Maybe the health department should have been concerned about the Red Flower's menu, featuring General Tire's Chicken, Moo Shu Possum, and Crab Raccoon.