Monday Musings With The Crew

• Barack Obama is a nasty piece of work, and only getting nastier as his personal Waterloo approaches.  Campaigning in Ohio on Friday, he exhorted supporters to not boo Mitt Romney, but vote because "voting is the best revenge".  Do you really need to know anything else about this petulant child?  Listen Barry, if anyone should be voting out of revenge, it is conservatives who despise what you have done to our country.  But we don't vote out of spite or revenge.  As Mitt Romney commented, we vote out of "love of country".  We don't want revenge.  We just want you to go away.

• Apparently, so does Joe Biden.  At a campaign stop in Wisconsin on Friday, Jokin' Joe said this...."There's never been a day in the last 4 years that I've been proud to be his vice-president.  Not one single day".  

Believe me Mr. Vice-President, we feel your pain........

• Can any of the talking heads and political pundits claim a 94.4% accuracy in predicting presidential election results?  The Washington Redskins can.  By losing to the Carolina Panthers yesterday, the 'Skins have all but guaranteed a Romney victory tomorrow.  In 17 of the last 18 elections, the Redskin Rule has been accurate.  A loss in their last home game before the election results in a loss for the incumbent President.  

• Finally, here is what you all have been waiting for....the Crew's prediction for tomorrow.  Fourteen months ago, I predicted a defeat for Obama 2012 when a Republican won a special election in New York's 9th Congressional district.  I'm not backing off now.  Special janitorial crews have been sent into the offices and broadcast studios at MSNBC to remove all scissors, shoelaces, letter openers, and any other instruments that MSNBC personalities may use to harm themselves as the rout becomes inevitable tomorrow night.  

Romney  52%

Obama 45%

Romney wins a minimum of 300 electoral college votes

So dear reader, do what I am going to do tomorrow night.  Order a pizza, crack open a cold one, and watch as the American people strike another blow for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.

Ladies And Gentlemen......Paul Ryan Girl!

Anyone under the age of 40 might want to search youtube for "Physical" by Olivia Newton-John for the proper frame of reference.  Well done Ryan Girl!

SACSTW Reader's Brilliant Debate Analysis- Must Read!

So I sit down at my keyboard this morning to pound out some debate analysis.  I even got a draft done, full of SACSTW's usual snark and sarcasm.  Then I read something that Jill Miller, one of our great readers and frequent commenters, had written.  I was struck by Jill's insight into the mindset of the left, and immediately chucked my draft into the recycle bin.  Jill graciously gave me permission to share her brilliant analysis with the entire SACSTW community.  Enjoy.........

The Obama campaign was deeply rattled by the President's dismal performance in last week's debate.  The Dem assessment:  the President was too polite, not forceful enough, and allowed Romney to take command of the stage.  The plan: don't let that ever. happen. again.  [Note: they are always about style, not substance. Facts are subservient to The Narrative and The Intentions.]

The solution? Let Biden be Biden.  Bluster, filibuster, and wear his heart on his big veneered teeth sleeve.  Manners be ding-danged: interrupt whenever you can.  Plow over the top of whatever Ryan is trying to say, whether with physical reactions or a torrent of words.  Say something - anything - and put the LIberal Create-A-Fact (TM) stamp of approval on it: "and that. is. a. FACT!"(TM)

It appears to have worked on the liberal base, who think Joe won because he was more forceful and passionate.  This makes sense to them because, to the postmodern liberal, facts and outcomes are trumped by feelings and intentions.  But there remains a huge swath of people in this country who are in the middle - not devoutly conservative, yet not postmodern liberal either - and they were really put off by Biden's demeanor.  It's one thing for the guy on the street to bluster and wave his arms and laugh at his opponenet.  It's quite another for the guy who is one heartbeat away from the Oval Office to do it, particularly when he is the older, mature, experienced on doing it to a younger man.

The two political sides in this nation are deeply divided and you can get a good glimpse of the nature of that divide in the reaction to the debate.  

Conservatives see truth as objective and external, unchanged by point of view.  We value manners and ethics that calmly display an understanding of facts, and we value outcomes that produce a measurable result. 

Libs see truth as subjective and internal, varying with circumstance and situation.  They value emotion and "the heart", and judge by intentions rather than outcomes.

No wonder conservatives think Ryan won, and libs think Biden won.

- Jill Miller

There you have it folks.  Simply the best, most incisive analysis of last night's debate that you will find anywhere, by anyone.  Thanks again to Jill for allowing us to share her wisdom with everyone.  

~Awesome job Jill!  Great analysis.  Thanks for letting us post this.  *Sahib

Monday Musings With The Crew

• Did anyone else find Dear Leader's insistence that the Romney campaign is short on details perplexing during last week's debate?  Isn't this the same President whose crown jewel legislation was pushed through by a Speaker of the House who said "we have to pass the bill to find out what's in it".

• Obama's pitiful debate performance was entirely predictable.  To succeed in that setting, you must be firmly grounded in your political philosophy, have a grasp of the facts, and most importantly be WILLING to articulate your core beliefs.  Obama knows that he cannot speak those core beliefs as they are so radically divergent from the majority of the American electorate.  That internal contradiction leaves him fumbling around, desperately grasping for any lie that might benefit his cause.

• For those hardcore Obama supporters still bitterly clinging to the campaign's talking points, I refer you to an excellent refutation of those points from Investor's Business Daily.  

Godbee has an interesting definition
of "internal affairs"

• Dateline Detroit:  Fans coming to the ballpark in Detroit to watch the Tigers in the MLB playoffs were greeted by about 400 off-duty Detroit police officers handing out flyers that warned the fans to "Enter Detroit At Your Own Risk".  Citing what they see as gross understaffing of the DPD, the local police union is trying to ramp up support for additional funding of the department.  If only Detroit Police Chief Ralph Godbee had  heeded his own union's advice to be cautious about "entering Detroit".  Godbee has resigned amid the revelation that he carried on a sexual relationship with an internal affairs officer in the department.  

I volunteer for Miss Jones class!

• Former Cincinnati Bengal cheerleader and now former highschool teacher Sarah Jones has pled guilty to having sex with a 17 year old student at the Kentucky school she taught at.  NFL cheerleaders teaching high school boys,  hey, what could possibly go wrong with that?  Honestly, there is a part of me that thinks this is a victimless crime.  I'll leave you to decide which part.  

Biden: Welcher as well as Plagiarist

I have this many Tootsie Rolls in my pocket!

There was a Fox News Story a couple of days ago about Smokin Joe Biden saying "male bovine excrement" at a recent campaign stop in Pennsylvania.  Having been an ardent Biden admirer for years, I thought "Why is this even a news story?  For Joe, this is a moment of incredible lucidity."  As I read further, I realized the author of the story missed a much more important point:  The vice president is not only a thinker of deep thoughts, orator of remarkable renown, and plagiarist, he is a welcher too!  Actually, the entire story is a perfect picture of the liberal politician thought processes.  I'll hit the highlights for you:

• Joe drops in unannounced at a Shanksville (no, not a reference to Obama's golf game) Volunteer Fire Department's grill out session.  ~moocher
• Joe was approached by Deputy Chief Brad Shober who showed him a challenge coin Joe had given him a year ago.  The coin Joe gave him came with the agreement that the next time they saw each other, whoever didn't have his coin had to by the beer.  ~empty promises
• Of course, Joe didn't have his coin and guess what?  He didn't buy the beer! ~broken promises as well as being a welcher
• Being caught without coin and refusing to honor his previous promise, he promises FUTURE beer if the guy and his buddies decide to drop by DC. ~Follows up broken empty promises, with more empty promises

Ahhhhhhh, liberal politicians... the group of people who made "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" a campaign slogan.  As is customary whenever I read about the latest antics of the vice president of the most powerful nation the world has ever known, I wonder, "How did Obama and the DNC ever choose this guy to be Obama's VP?"  I think I know their reasoning.  I'll sum it up in a slogan:

"Joe Biden:  Better than Kevlar!  Able to stop an assassin's bullet before it leaves the barrel of the gun!"

It's Official: Democrats Hate God

After years of conservatives warning Americans that Democrats and the left hate God, the Democrat National Convention in Charlotte has given us our most compelling evidence to date.  After hoping no one would notice the removal of the single reference to God from the DNC 2008 platform, DNC leaders, true to form, spinelessly put it back. Again showing no principle is worth the loss of votes for the left.  That they removed it and then put it back in the face of withering criticism is not the telling part.  It is the reaction of the DNC delegates that demonstrates that a great number of Democrats really hate God.  From a Fox News story on the vote to put God (and Jerusalem) back in the platform:

"A large and loud group of delegates shouted "no" as convention chairman, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, called for the vote late Wednesday afternoon. Villaraigosa had to call for the vote three times before ruling that the "ayes" had it. Many in the crowd booed after he determined the language would be restored."

They had to call for the vote THREE times.  And from Michigan delegate Rashida Tlaib:

“The majority of the delegation here at the Democratic National Convention supported the previous language (the one with God removed) and instead after three attempts to vote and it failed twice, and for whatever reason it still failed but was still pushed through.”

I loved what Mitt Romney had to say about it:

"(That) this party purposely removed God from their platform suggests a party that is increasingly out of touch with the mainstream of the American people," Romney said. "I see it as being as out of touch and detached." 

It's not that I believe that ALL Democrats hate God, it's just the ones who don't think his name is Barack Obama.

**Editor's note:  Man, am I going to hear it from my sister on this one. She's the liberal black sheep of the family

Barack Obama- Panhandler In Chief

The man in the video below occupies the same office as men like George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, and Abraham Lincoln.  What do you suppose they would think of this little clip?  What's next, video of Obama sprawled out on Pennsylvania Ave, strumming a shabby guitar with a few quarters in the open case beside him?

Dear Leader claims "the way we win is we have a lot more supporters...".  Hey Barry, been to a Chick-fil-a today?

Defeat King Obama!

I've been thinking about this for a long time...  

King Barry I

I can only come to the conclusion that when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is the right of the people, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security.


Just a few of King Obama's abuses:

• He has refused his assent to laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
• He has forbidden governors to pass laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
• He has obstructed the administration of justice, by refusing his assent to laws for establishing judiciary powers.

• He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
• He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:
• Imposing taxes on us without our consent:

In every stage of these oppressions we have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Patriots mark your calendars!  The revolution begins November 6, 2012! End the tyranny of King Obama!

Please let me know what you think of today's post.  I had the assistance of a few old friends in its writing.

Time Machine Missing? Is Romney Responsible?

Doc Brown's got nuthin' on SACSTW !

Stop me if this starts to sound familiar..... The Republican Party nominates a man to run against Barack Obama for the Presidency of the United States.  Many conservatives within the GOP are unhappy, doubting the nominee's commitment to the conservative ideals of limited government, personal responsibility, and fiscal restraint.

In a futile attempt to head-off the left's race baiters, the nominee boldly declares that Jeremiah Wright, Obama's poisonous pastor of 20 years, should not be an issue in the campaign.  Indeed, the nominee pronounces his repudiation of those who would make Obama's decades long relationship with the anti-semitic, racist, and anti-American Wright a talking point on the campaign trail.

You remember that nominee right?  In case you have forgotten him, maybe this will remind you.....

You know why you forgot him?   BECAUSE HE LOST!  He wasn't willing to do what it took to prevent an evil man from becoming President of the United States.  He wanted to take the high road, and allowed the left's predators to shred his Vice-Presidential pick in the most disgusting way.

Imagine my consternation when I heard Mittens spewing the same sort of holier-than-thou garbage yesterday.  In a flash, the answer came to me.....Romney had somehow breached security at SACSTW headquarters and hijacked our time machine.  Maybe he was trying to get back to those high school days and apologize to the kid who got the haircut.  Maybe he wanted to go back in time to get the dog out of that cartop carrier.   Regardless, he apparently only made it back to 2008.

In a flash I alerted Sahib to the intrusion, and we made our way to the SACSTW laboratory, dreading the loss of our prize time machine.  Relief flooded over us like the warm glow of fine bourbon as we saw the chronological conveyance secure in its garage bay.

With the time machine safe and sound, I wondered what could possibly explain Romney's following the same losing playbook as John McCain?  Then I remembered......he's the hand-picked candidate of the mainstream media....Doh!

2013 Obama Interview: A Peek into the Future

Chris's legs have lost that loving feeling...

The SACSTW Physics Department having completed work on its time machine prototype has had its very first glimpse into the future.  We have some bad news and some great news.  The bad news is the first message from the future is a Chris Matthews’ interview with Obama.  The great news is that Obama lost the 2012 election.  The following is a partial transcript of the interview from February 1, 2013:

CM:  Mr. President, thank you very much for your time.  In know this must be a difficult time for you.
BO:  …………………….
CM:  Mr. President?
BO:  ……………………
CM:  Mr. President, I know you are upset.  Please talk to me.
BO:  Oh, hi Chris.  I didn’t notice you there.  When did you come in?
CM:  Mr. President, we have been setting up for an hour.
BO:  Oh, sorry.  Hey!  Since when have you been in a wheelchair?
CM:  **Sob** It happened on election night.  When the early election returns looked favorable for you, my legs were tingling and jumping around like Charlie Sheen on a three day meth bender.  But when you gave your concession speech 15 minutes later, they went completely numb.  I haven’t had feeling in them since.  But enough about me… How are you getting along now that you are out of office?
BO:  ……………………
CM:  Mr. President?
BO:  Sorry Chris.  Since when have you been in a wheelchair?
CM:  Don’t worry about my troubles Mr. President.  How are YOU doing?
BO:  Well Chris, to be honest… not so hot.  The girls aren’t speaking to me, I’ve had to eat that crap the Michelle tried to force on school kids, and Reggie won’t return my calls.  I think he’s found someone new.  And you know the worst part Chris?
CM:  What’s that Mr. President?
BO:  I’ve only been able to play about 15 rounds of golf!
CM:  But Mr. President, you’ve only been out of office 11 days…
BO:  Yes, but they’ve all been rounds on **sob**, local courses!
CM:  The horror!
BO:  Warren and George have been making fun of me.
*editor’s note:  Warren Buffett and George Soros
CM: So how do you think the new president will fare?
BO:  How will he fare?!?! HOW WILL HE FARE!?!?  He’s friggin Tim Tebow!
CM:  I know, it is a little amazing…
BO:  Amazing?  AMAZING?  Friggin miraculous is what it is… if I believed in that sort of thing.  The guy farts unicorns and pukes lollipops.  First he wins the Super Bowl**, and then his fans get the 28th amendment to the constitution passed in six weeks lowering the minimum age for the presidency, and then the day after he is inaugurated Iran surrenders to Israel!  Gas prices are down, unemployment is down, Obamacare has been repealed, and the republicans balanced the budget in six days!
CM:  I know, it’s very disturbing.
BO:  If things keep going like this, Tebow and the republicans will have America an unassailable superpower again by the end of the year.  HE”S UNDOING EVERYTHING WE WORKED FOR!
CM:  Mr. President. please calm down.  You are going to give yourself a heart attack.
BO:  I won’t calm down!  And the running mate he picked!  I can’t believe he picked……..

At this point, the SACSTW time machine prototype experienced technical difficulties.  Once our scientists get it back up and running, we’ll try and get you the rest of the interview.  Suffice it to say, we were very encouraged by what we heard.  It just goes to show you how bad Obama is that Sahib and the Crew would prefer a Florida Gator/ Denver Broncos quarterback over Obama.

*Sahib and the Crew would like to thank our good friend and Crew Member Emeritus Brian @Holyfield67 for the idea for this post.  We hope you enjoy it Brian!


**Sahib and the Crew are not responsible for gambling losses based on SACSTW time machine predictions.  Sahib and the Crew do however expect a 10% vig on any gambling wins based on SACSTW time machine predictions.  We're kind of like the IRS that way....

President Barack Ospama, Internet Stalker

You know folks, when Sahib and I started SACSTW 4 months ago, I worried that finding enough stories that inspired a blog post might be tough.  Yeah, not so much.  The Obama administration is the gift that just keeps giving.  

Since you are reading an internet blog, I'm guessing you are familiar with a little thing called email spam.  All of us  find our inboxes and spam folders choked to the gills with unwanted and unsolicited emails, now the most powerful man on the planet is piling on.

The 2012 Obama campaign is spooling up their online donation push at barackobama.com.  Should you feel compelled to make an online donation, you will be confronted with this little gem on the President's website:

Who inspires you to give?

This holiday season, we're giving you a chance to have a little fun at the expense of a Republican in your life by letting them know they inspired you to make a donation to the Obama campaign.

Simply enter their name and email address below. Then, we'll send them a message letting them know they inspired you to donate. (Don't worry—we won't hold on to any of their information.)

Thank you for supporting this campaign, and happy holidays.

That's right freedom lovers,  Barack Ospama wants donors to give your email address to his campaign, so he can prank you with a snarky, unwanted, and unsolicited email.  Very dignified and fitting for the man who occupies the office of Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln.  But have no fear conspiracy theorists, Ospama promises not to hold on to any of your information.  All of you who believe that, please turn your tinfoil hat in at the door.  It's painfully obvious that our president is nothing but a spiteful and petulant child, thumbing his nose and shouting "nana nana booboo" at those who disagree with his policies.  It's pathetic and disgusting.