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Barney Frank to Head Up URANUS
From: The White House, Office of the
Re: Formation of URANUS
Earlier this week, President Obama announced his support for same-sex marriage. Today, the President is pleased to debut a new federal agency tasked with controlling and regulating gay marriage. All policing and oversight of same-sex marriages will flow through the newly created Unified Regional Authority on Nuptials- United States (URANUS).
URANUS will serve the American public by controlling the movement of all information, policy, and decrees pertaining to same-sex marriage. URANUS will open bureaus in each state. Particular attention will be paid to the 42 states that either explicitly ban same-sex marriages or that have statutes defining marriage as between a man and a woman. Plans are to flood those 42 states with URANUS offices and personnel, and eventually force the legislatures of those states to comply with URANUS guidelines.
Although details of the new bureaucracy are being tightly controlled, some of President Obama's comments have leaked out.......
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