Friday, May 18, 2012

Time Machine Missing? Is Romney Responsible?

Doc Brown's got nuthin' on SACSTW !

Stop me if this starts to sound familiar..... The Republican Party nominates a man to run against Barack Obama for the Presidency of the United States.  Many conservatives within the GOP are unhappy, doubting the nominee's commitment to the conservative ideals of limited government, personal responsibility, and fiscal restraint.

In a futile attempt to head-off the left's race baiters, the nominee boldly declares that Jeremiah Wright, Obama's poisonous pastor of 20 years, should not be an issue in the campaign.  Indeed, the nominee pronounces his repudiation of those who would make Obama's decades long relationship with the anti-semitic, racist, and anti-American Wright a talking point on the campaign trail.

You remember that nominee right?  In case you have forgotten him, maybe this will remind you.....


You know why you forgot him?   BECAUSE HE LOST!  He wasn't willing to do what it took to prevent an evil man from becoming President of the United States.  He wanted to take the high road, and allowed the left's predators to shred his Vice-Presidential pick in the most disgusting way.

Imagine my consternation when I heard Mittens spewing the same sort of holier-than-thou garbage yesterday.  In a flash, the answer came to me.....Romney had somehow breached security at SACSTW headquarters and hijacked our time machine.  Maybe he was trying to get back to those high school days and apologize to the kid who got the haircut.  Maybe he wanted to go back in time to get the dog out of that cartop carrier.   Regardless, he apparently only made it back to 2008.

In a flash I alerted Sahib to the intrusion, and we made our way to the SACSTW laboratory, dreading the loss of our prize time machine.  Relief flooded over us like the warm glow of fine bourbon as we saw the chronological conveyance secure in its garage bay.

With the time machine safe and sound, I wondered what could possibly explain Romney's following the same losing playbook as John McCain?  Then I remembered......he's the hand-picked candidate of the mainstream media....Doh!

6 comments:

  1. When are Reince and the powers that be going to let us pick our own??

    Mrs C.

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  2. I thought that Charles Krauthammer had a good take on Rom and Wright - definitely valid attack but old news. Now if something new on that front does come to light it should be vetted, imo. You guys don't mind people that have a little different take, right? I always enjoy a good debate when I have time. So, personally, I'm for attacking Obama on his policy failures and his I'm-such-a-weak-pres-that-character-assassination-is-the-best-that-I-can-do lame campaign ads. PS also think that quoting his bios re: drug use, etc. is nice touch, cuz most people didn't read his "Dreams of My Father" or have conveniently forgotten it. Carma

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  3. Carma, your opinion is always welcome here at SACSTW! I agree with you that the failures of the Obama administration since Jan 2009 should be the main focus. I just think we should always keep in mind the cauldron of hate that this guy simmered in for 20 years. I'm tired of the Republican establishment notion that he is "a nice guy and a good man who just has bad ideas". Thanks for your continued support of SACSTW!

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    1. "I just think we should always keep in mind the cauldron of hate that this guy simmered in for 20 years. I'm tired of the Republican establishment notion that he is "a nice guy and a good man who just has bad ideas". Thanks for your continued support of SACSTW!"

      I completely agree with you on this, SACSTW, and thanks so much for the nice comment. C

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  4. Hey Carma,
    There is some new info. I did a post on it earlier about Obama lackeys offering Wright cash to keep his mouth shut before the '08 election. Wright relayed it in an interview to Ed Klein.

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  5. Great point Sahib. I hope no one interprets this post to mean that I won't support Romney in November. Hell, I voted for McCain, I can vote for Romney! Just would like to see a true conservative get the support needed from the RNC to mount a serious challenge. Oh well, I guess I will just wait for the Rubio-Ryan ticket that is on the horizon.

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