Friday, May 11, 2012

Weekly Hollywood HOs Winner: Cher

Hollywood HOs
We had several good candidates for this week's Hollywood HOs winner.  We had Sean Penn's mind-boggling interpretation of the constitution and we had this week's Clooney-Obama lovefest (John Travolta's invitation was withdrawn) to raise money for Dear Leader's reelection campaign.

No, this week's winner is perennial bastion of grace, good-taste, and decorum.... Cher!   She had this to say about presumptive Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney:
“If ROMNEY gets elected I don’t know if I can breathe same air as Him & his Right Wing Racist Homophobic Women Hating Tea Bagger Masters.”
Got to give the better hair award to Mitt.
None of this is surprising given that ad hominem attacks are simply daily tasks for the left. "Get up, take shower, get dressed, slander someone who doesn't agree with me."  What I find absolutely precious are the news stories about Cher "apologizing".  I saw a couple of them and thought here comes the standard, "I'm sorry if my words offended anyone.  Personal attacks have no place in the debate over the direction of the country."

WRONG!  She apologized to her Twitter followers NOT the person she slammed :
"Sorry 4 bringing Wrath of Kahn Lovelies," she tweeted Tuesday. "Feelings [are one] thing but no right 2 let mean spirit run free! Anger in heart made me turn back on Luv" 
As one of the founding fathers of  the White Heterosexual American Males Only! (WHAMO!) movement, I am deeply offended.  I am never buying another Cher CD or attending another Cher concert again in protest.  Wait... I never done either of those things before.  Oh well, everyone have a great weekend!


  1. "I've never done either of those things before"
    Sorry Sahib, I ain't buying it. I've heard you humming the tune to "I Got You Babe" way too often. :)

  2. That's because I like Sonny not Cher!

  3. I think that Cher believes that she's being protective of her transgender child by attacking Romney. She had huge problems w/ Chastity's transition, which she shared w/ the Oprah. The tension created in living w/ cognitive dissonance can be very stressful. What's worse, though, is that she can't do anything about it. Hollyweirdos would crush her. Carma

  4. "FiveFeet is a huge Cher fan" isn't that an oxymoron BCF? (As opposed to Cher, the half-dweeb, who is a lacking of oxygen moron.)