Opening Up a Can of Spam...

Well....Hi there folks!  Your relatively friendly neighborhood Crew here.  Obviously, Sahib and I have been away for some time.  I thought you might get a

kick out of what has been going on here at SACSTW in our absence.

Here are just a few of the spam comments that we have received recently..for some reason the opus Sahib's Great Toilet Paper Conundrum attracted a lot of attention from the spambots.  Who knew?

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                                           Editor's note:  Quite frankly....no

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                                          Editor's note:   I'm pretty sure this one was from Sahib himself

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• "Your method of telling all in this post is truly fastidious, all be able to simply know it. Also visit my weblog Strona"  

                                         Editor's note:  I'm quite sure this is the first time "fastidious" has 
                                                                  been used to describe either Sahib or myself

Finally, here is my personal favorite....

• "The Franchising strategy has been applied to all kinds of businesses from food, retail, internet, beauty salons to distribution services.  Another reason why franchise businesses became popular is because of its simplicity which allows its franchisees to manage it by themselves. Apparently, Bruce Wayne will have a slightly different Batman costume to diffentiate himself from Dick Grayson.  Here is my site owning a franchise" 

                                          Editor's note:  This one even sucked me in....starting                                        off as a semi-intelligible treatise on franchising, then                                                WHAM....POW....SOCKO.....   Batman costumes!

As fun as it has been sitting on the sidelines reading the never-ending flow of spam, it's time to get back in the game for the Crew.  Hopefully Sahib will be chiming in as time allows.....let's at least have a few grins poking fun at the huge steaming pile that our country has become.

President Barack Ospama, Internet Stalker

You know folks, when Sahib and I started SACSTW 4 months ago, I worried that finding enough stories that inspired a blog post might be tough.  Yeah, not so much.  The Obama administration is the gift that just keeps giving.  

Since you are reading an internet blog, I'm guessing you are familiar with a little thing called email spam.  All of us  find our inboxes and spam folders choked to the gills with unwanted and unsolicited emails, now the most powerful man on the planet is piling on.

The 2012 Obama campaign is spooling up their online donation push at barackobama.com.  Should you feel compelled to make an online donation, you will be confronted with this little gem on the President's website:

Who inspires you to give?

This holiday season, we're giving you a chance to have a little fun at the expense of a Republican in your life by letting them know they inspired you to make a donation to the Obama campaign.

Simply enter their name and email address below. Then, we'll send them a message letting them know they inspired you to donate. (Don't worry—we won't hold on to any of their information.)

Thank you for supporting this campaign, and happy holidays.

That's right freedom lovers,  Barack Ospama wants donors to give your email address to his campaign, so he can prank you with a snarky, unwanted, and unsolicited email.  Very dignified and fitting for the man who occupies the office of Washington, Jefferson, and Lincoln.  But have no fear conspiracy theorists, Ospama promises not to hold on to any of your information.  All of you who believe that, please turn your tinfoil hat in at the door.  It's painfully obvious that our president is nothing but a spiteful and petulant child, thumbing his nose and shouting "nana nana booboo" at those who disagree with his policies.  It's pathetic and disgusting.