Monday Musings With The Crew- The Obama "Kid"eos

As election day draws inexorably near, I though I'd resurrect a couple of creepy kiddie indoctrination videos from Dear Leader's first campaign.  Just a little reminder of what sort of things we are dealing with.......

Remember this golden oldie from 2008??

Or maybe this one, not at all disquieting....

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Or how about these little darlings for Obama, with their "Barack Hussein Obama, mmm  mmm  mmm" immortalized forever by Rush Limbaugh.....

Well folks they are at it again in 2012.  Here's the latest from "The Future Children Project".  The real project is trying to get through this video without throwing up a little in your mouth.  

Oh Mitt... You Missed the Kill Shot!

The president made many vague, muddled, outright false, and generally laughable statements last night.  Among them are:

• Apparently not realizing that US marines STILL use bayonets.  Something you would think the commander-in-chief might be aware.
• Talking about Tunisian protests our narcissist-in-chief said, "This nation. Me."
• Emphatically and categorically stating that Romney was against ANY form of government assistance for GM and Chrysler.  Oops, sorry Mr. President... wrong or lying again:  http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/19/opinion/19romney.html?_r=2&
• Espousing a level of love and adoration for Israel that he usually reserves for tax increases, new entitlement programs, and golf.
• (And one of my favorite moments) Not correcting Bob Schieffer when Bob referred to him as Obama Bin Laden.
• Trying to explode Romney's brain with the Obama Death Stare, a la Scanners/Big Bang Theory.

All fascinating and enjoyable moments, but Romney could have won the debate and probably the election in one fell swoop.  The president gave him the perfect opening and Romney could have poleaxed (for you race baiters out there, that was pole axed and not poll taxed) him right there on national TV.  If he had taken the opportunity, I wouldn't have been surprised to see Obama curl up in the fetal position right there on stage and start sobbing for Reggie to come save him.  Here is how the exchange SHOULD have happened:

• President Obama:  Bob, let me — let me respond. You know, if we're going to talk about trips that we've taken, you know, when I was a candidate for office, first trip I took was to visit our troops.  And when I went to Israel as a candidate, I didn't take donors, I didn't attend fundraisers, I went to Yad Vashem, the — the Holocaust museum there, to remind myself the — the nature of evil and why our bond with Israel will be unbreakable.
• Governor Romney:  Really Mr. President?  You have must have immense testicular fortitude to introduce fundraising into this discussion. Well, you went there so here goes. Yes, as a CANDIDATE I did attend fundraisers in Israel.  You know why?  Because people there LIKE me and understand I will be a TRUE friend to Israel as president.  Would you like to know what I will NEVER do as PRESIDENT?  I will never attend a fundraiser when the bodies of our ambassador and three other citizens are not even cold and that they are dead as a direct result of my administration's failures.  That, Mr. President, I will never do.  Bob, please feel free to clean up that puddle of goo that used to be the president.  I wouldn't want anyone to get it on their shoes.

That, to quote Barney Stinson, would have been, wait for it.... LEGENDARY!

Our Next Surgeon General: Barbara Bellar

Dr. Bellar is as accurate as she is funny.  If Romney wins she should at the very least be the next Surgeon General if not Secretary of HHS.

Biden: Welcher as well as Plagiarist

I have this many Tootsie Rolls in my pocket!

There was a Fox News Story a couple of days ago about Smokin Joe Biden saying "male bovine excrement" at a recent campaign stop in Pennsylvania.  Having been an ardent Biden admirer for years, I thought "Why is this even a news story?  For Joe, this is a moment of incredible lucidity."  As I read further, I realized the author of the story missed a much more important point:  The vice president is not only a thinker of deep thoughts, orator of remarkable renown, and plagiarist, he is a welcher too!  Actually, the entire story is a perfect picture of the liberal politician thought processes.  I'll hit the highlights for you:

• Joe drops in unannounced at a Shanksville (no, not a reference to Obama's golf game) Volunteer Fire Department's grill out session.  ~moocher
• Joe was approached by Deputy Chief Brad Shober who showed him a challenge coin Joe had given him a year ago.  The coin Joe gave him came with the agreement that the next time they saw each other, whoever didn't have his coin had to by the beer.  ~empty promises
• Of course, Joe didn't have his coin and guess what?  He didn't buy the beer! ~broken promises as well as being a welcher
• Being caught without coin and refusing to honor his previous promise, he promises FUTURE beer if the guy and his buddies decide to drop by DC. ~Follows up broken empty promises, with more empty promises

Ahhhhhhh, liberal politicians... the group of people who made "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" a campaign slogan.  As is customary whenever I read about the latest antics of the vice president of the most powerful nation the world has ever known, I wonder, "How did Obama and the DNC ever choose this guy to be Obama's VP?"  I think I know their reasoning.  I'll sum it up in a slogan:

"Joe Biden:  Better than Kevlar!  Able to stop an assassin's bullet before it leaves the barrel of the gun!"

It's Official: Democrats Hate God

After years of conservatives warning Americans that Democrats and the left hate God, the Democrat National Convention in Charlotte has given us our most compelling evidence to date.  After hoping no one would notice the removal of the single reference to God from the DNC 2008 platform, DNC leaders, true to form, spinelessly put it back. Again showing no principle is worth the loss of votes for the left.  That they removed it and then put it back in the face of withering criticism is not the telling part.  It is the reaction of the DNC delegates that demonstrates that a great number of Democrats really hate God.  From a Fox News story on the vote to put God (and Jerusalem) back in the platform:

"A large and loud group of delegates shouted "no" as convention chairman, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, called for the vote late Wednesday afternoon. Villaraigosa had to call for the vote three times before ruling that the "ayes" had it. Many in the crowd booed after he determined the language would be restored."

They had to call for the vote THREE times.  And from Michigan delegate Rashida Tlaib:

“The majority of the delegation here at the Democratic National Convention supported the previous language (the one with God removed) and instead after three attempts to vote and it failed twice, and for whatever reason it still failed but was still pushed through.”

I loved what Mitt Romney had to say about it:

"(That) this party purposely removed God from their platform suggests a party that is increasingly out of touch with the mainstream of the American people," Romney said. "I see it as being as out of touch and detached." 

It's not that I believe that ALL Democrats hate God, it's just the ones who don't think his name is Barack Obama.

**Editor's note:  Man, am I going to hear it from my sister on this one. She's the liberal black sheep of the family

Pass me that Plastic Carrot!

THIS food is inorganic!

Friends, family, and devoted SACSTW readers know that there are a few (just a few) things that get under my skin.  One of those things is "Organic" food. Let's look at the definition of organic shall we?

"noting or pertaining to a class of chemical compounds that comprised those existing in or derived fromplants or animals"

Never in my life have I ever said, "Man, I have a hankering for some inorganic food.  Somebody pass me a plastic carrot!"   Settle down hippies, I can hear you now:  "Sahib, you are being intentionally obtuse!  You know that we mean "naturally" grown and raised food as opposed to conventionally produced food."  Maybe my high school "30 Days to Build a Better Vocabulary" tests are too far behind me, but I could have sworn that the opposite of organic was inorganic.  Not conventional.

This has annoyed me for years so you can imagine my delight and surprise (surprised it got media coverage, not that it's true) when I saw this article from the Old Gray Hag, sorry, the New York Times:  "Stanford Scientists Cast Doubt on Advantages of Organic Meat and Produce"

The upshot is that there is no tangible evidence that "organic" food is more nutritious and healthy for you than "inorganic", sorry "conventional" food.  The "organic" food business is just another green scam to part Birkenstock wearing, PETA loving, Greenpeace supporting, Prius driving, Obama voters from their money.

Again hippies!  Settle down.  I know there are what you would consider other benefits to "organic" food.  Lower levels of pesticides in produce and antibiotic-resistant strains of bacteria in meat do occur in "organic" foods. However; unless you are planning on eating a truck load of carrots and eating only raw meat from   "inorganic""conventional" producers, you should be fine.  But be warned, levels of E. coli bacteria are no lower in "organic" foods.

And of course, most conventional producers are big evil corporations which we know are out to starve children and leave the planet a desolate wasteland. Psssst, hippies.... The "organic' food business is a $13 billion industry.  They don't give the food away for free or donate their profits to the Humane Society or WWF.  Just thought you would like to know.

You know, I skipped breakfast and it's almost lunchtime.  I am starving!  I could really go for a plastic burger and some Styrofoam fries.  Yum!

American Crossroads: Operation Hot Mic

Very funny, and scary...

Defeat King Obama!

I've been thinking about this for a long time...  

King Barry I

I can only come to the conclusion that when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is the right of the people, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security.


Just a few of King Obama's abuses:

• He has refused his assent to laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
• He has forbidden governors to pass laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
• He has obstructed the administration of justice, by refusing his assent to laws for establishing judiciary powers.

• He has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
• He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:
• Imposing taxes on us without our consent:

In every stage of these oppressions we have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Patriots mark your calendars!  The revolution begins November 6, 2012! End the tyranny of King Obama!

Please let me know what you think of today's post.  I had the assistance of a few old friends in its writing.

Barack Hussein Obama: Better than Jesus!

The Argument is Compelling...

Chicago Jesus and his Acolytes

Is Chicago Jesus better than Nazarene Jesus? Maybe he is.  Please bear with me devoted readers. At first, I too was skeptical, but as I reviewed the life and legacy of this truly amazing man, it made me think twice. Follow along with me on his journey and you too may be converted.  The evidence submitted for your approval:

• Nazarene Jesus:  First immaculate conception birth
• Chicago Jesus:  First birth to occur in two places at the same time- Kenya and Hawaii
• Nazarene Jesus:  Mary was pregnant before marrying Joseph
• Chicago Jesus:  Stanley was pregnant before marrying Barack Sr.
• Nazarene Jesus:  Died for our sins
• Chicago Jesus:  Wants us to pay for our sins (real and imagined)
• Nazarene Jesus:  Right-hand man Peter was always putting his foot in his mouth
• Chicago Jesus:  Joe Biden.... Nuff said.
• Nazarene Jesus:  Battles spiritual evil
• Chicago Jesus:  Personally responsible for - Saving the American sea captain from Somali pirates, inventing the computer viruses that have plagued Iran, and the assassination of Osama Bin Laden
• Nazarene Jesus:  Never had a girlfriend
• Chicago Jesus:  Had a "compressed" girlfriend
• Nazarene Jesus:  Had history books written about him
• Chicago Jesus:  Had himself written into history books (actually, official White House website presidential biographies, but close enough)
• Nazarene Jesus:  Multiplied the loaves and fishes
• Chicago Jesus:  Increased the national debt by $5 trillion
• Nazarene Jesus:  Took a 40 day 40 night vacation in the desert
• Chicago Jesus:  Has taken 40 vacations and played 90 rounds of golf
• Nazarene Jesus:  Abraham, Moses, Isaiah, and God are his mentors
• Chicago Jesus:  Bill Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, and George Soros are his mentors
• Nazarene Jesus:  Hung out with prostitutes, tax collectors, and other undesirables
• Chicago Jesus:  Has $40,000 a plate fund-raisers with  Robert Downey Jr,. Sarah Jessica Parker, Cher, Jessica Alba, Sophia Bush, Jared Leto, Billy Crystal, Salma Hayek, Matthew Broderick, Ellen DeGeneres, Drew Barrymore, Vanessa Williams, Lady Gaga, Will Smith, Whoopi Goldberg, Jamie Foxx, Eva Longoria, Spike Lee, Al Green, Mariah Carey, Will Ferrell, Jim Belushi, Robert Di Nero, Don Cheadle, J.J. Abrams, Reese Witherspoon, Julia Roberts, Danny Devito, and billionaire Warren Buffett.. (OK, that one might be a wash.)
• Nazarene Jesus:  Ministry on Earth lasted about 3 1/2 years
• Chicago Jesus:  Devastation of the country lasted only 4 years

So dear readers, I think the evidence clearly shows that Chicago Jesus is superior to Nazarene Jesus.  Don't believe me?  Just ask him yourself.  I don't think he's on vacation or at a Hollywood fund-raiser today.  I think he's in HIS White House.