Ladies and Gentlemen...... Welcome to the century's main event! A bout for the future of the United States, liberty for people across the globe, and the very notion of individual freedoms!
Introducing the combatants.
First the challenger, fighting out of the blue corner, straight from the Chicago political machine, trained by Jeremiah Wright and Bill Ayers, fighting for statism and governmental intrusion, here is Barack Hussein Obama!
And in the red, white, and blue corner, born in Philadelphia, PA, trained by Washington, Madison, and Jefferson, fighting for individual liberty, 224 years old and STILL Champion of the World.... the Constitution of the United States!