Friday, February 10, 2012

Hollywood HOs Weekly Winner: George Lucas

Hollywood HOs
It is with heavy heart that I must award this week's Hollywood HOs winner.  This week's winner is *sob* George Lucas.  I was 12 when Star Wars was released.  I must have went to see it a dozen times.  I loved George Lucas.  For years I have defended him through thick and Jar Jar Binks, but today he is dead to me.

In a recent interview with the Hollywood Reporter, George Lucas told the interviewer *sigh*,  
 "It had been done in all close-ups and it was confusing about who did what to whom. I put a little wider shot in there that made it clear that Greedo is the one who shot first "
There you have it ladies and gentlemen!  In deference to political correctness, the great George Lucas LIED!   Below is the photographic evidence:  HAN SHOT FIRST!

Han Shot First!
I may have to burn my Darth Vader footie PJs....

Make sure that you check out the links in the comment below by Paul J.  They will set you straight!

3 comments:

  1. As I have already begun indoctrinating my sons into a world where TRUTH and FACTS mean something, this development means nothing.

    http://yfrog.com/h49oslrj
    also
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCjMGOvMghY

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  2. Paul, those are friggin awesome! "If it takes dressing up as Jar Jar Binks and scaring him in the middle of the night, I will!"

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  3. I am sure that my 3 brothers would share your disgust but I never really went there.... I think you will have many "HO's" to chose from in the coming weeks/months/years.... :)

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