|Nicki Minaj or Maxine Waters?|
- You are escorted in by Muhammad... with a fuse hanging out of his turban.... and eating a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich.
- As he leads you to your seat, you reward him with a painting of him and dogs playing poker.
- You perform your new single "Mecca Meltdown" surrounded by 72 dancers in white burqas.
- At the end of the song, the dancers rip off the burqas and they're not women, they are gay men.
I'm sure that Hollywood, the television networks, and the music industry will rally in support of your brave genius.
- You lead Muhammad onto the stage to be carried off on the shoulders of the dancers.