Friday, February 10, 2012

Hollywood HOs Weekly Winner: George Lucas

Hollywood HOs
It is with heavy heart that I must award this week's Hollywood HOs winner.  This week's winner is *sob* George Lucas.  I was 12 when Star Wars was released.  I must have went to see it a dozen times.  I loved George Lucas.  For years I have defended him through thick and Jar Jar Binks, but today he is dead to me.

In a recent interview with the Hollywood Reporter, George Lucas told the interviewer *sigh*,  
 "It had been done in all close-ups and it was confusing about who did what to whom. I put a little wider shot in there that made it clear that Greedo is the one who shot first "
There you have it ladies and gentlemen!  In deference to political correctness, the great George Lucas LIED!   Below is the photographic evidence:  HAN SHOT FIRST!

Han Shot First!
I may have to burn my Darth Vader footie PJs....

Make sure that you check out the links in the comment below by Paul J.  They will set you straight!


  1. As I have already begun indoctrinating my sons into a world where TRUTH and FACTS mean something, this development means nothing.

  2. Paul, those are friggin awesome! "If it takes dressing up as Jar Jar Binks and scaring him in the middle of the night, I will!"

  3. I am sure that my 3 brothers would share your disgust but I never really went there.... I think you will have many "HO's" to chose from in the coming weeks/months/years.... :)