Hollywood HOs Weekly Winner: George Lucas

Hollywood HOs

It is with heavy heart that I must award this week's Hollywood HOs winner.  This week's winner is *sob* George Lucas.  I was 12 when Star Wars was released.  I must have went to see it a dozen times.  I loved George Lucas.  For years I have defended him through thick and Jar Jar Binks, but today he is dead to me.

In a recent interview with the Hollywood Reporter, George Lucas told the interviewer *sigh*,  

 "It had been done in all close-ups and it was confusing about who did what to whom. I put a little wider shot in there that made it clear that Greedo is the one who shot first "

There you have it ladies and gentlemen!  In deference to political correctness, the great George Lucas LIED!   Below is the photographic evidence:  HAN SHOT FIRST!

Han Shot First!

I may have to burn my Darth Vader footie PJs....

Make sure that you check out the links in the comment below by Paul J.  They will set you straight!