Friday, March 30, 2012

Hollywood HOs: Alicia Silverstone

And you thought Morgan Freeman dating his granddaughter was creepy...

Hollywood HOs
WARNING:  Do NOT read this while eating your breakfast, lunch, dinner, or snack!  In fact, after reading this, you probably won't want to eat for a week.

I know SACSTW fans expected this week's Hollywood Hall of Shame winner to be either Spike Lee or Roseanne Barr.  In most weeks, you would have been correct.  No devoted readers, this week's winner put the EWWWWWW in spew.  This week's Hollywood HOs winner is Alicia Silverstone.

As if naming her spawn Bear Blu wasn't bad enough, she premasticates for her 10 month old son. (For KCMO public school students - Mastication:   The process by which food is chewed or ground by teeth.)  Premastication is where the food is chewed by one person and then spit into the mouth of another.  Apparently, things have not been going well career-wise for Ms. Silverstone and she cannot afford a blender or food processor.  For those of you with a stout heart and iron stomach, you can view the video below:

Here's what Ms. Silverstone, a vegan, had to say about this on her website:
"I just had a delicious breakfast of miso soup, collards and radish steamed and drizzled with flax oil, cast iron mochi with nori wrapped outside, and some grated daikon. Yum! I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit of veggies from the soup…from my mouth to his. It’s his favorite...and mine. He literally crawls across the room to attack my mouth if I’m eating. This video was taken about a month or 2 ago when he was a bit wobbly. Now he is grabbing my mouth to get the food!"
She had me at "drizzled with flax oil"...  I really hope she is putting away the money she is saving by not buying MEAT to pay for the decades of therapy this poor boy is going to need.  Ms. Silverstone, and I speak for everyone, please make any future movies/videos in which you star... "Spewless".  I shudder to think the process she used to breastfeed.

Now that we are all indelibly scarred, I hope everyone has a wonderful meat-filled weekend.  But please, everyone chew for themselves.

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