|The forefathers of WHAMO!|
With that business out of the way, we now extend an invitation for all SACSTW readers to join WHAMO! Simply post a comment below with the name, Twitter handle, or any other way you would like to be entered on the WHAMO! member rolls.
(huh? platform? we have to have a platform?) The Crew has dutifully informed me that we have to have a platform before anyone would want to join. I kind of thought the name, White Heterosexual American Males Only, was self-explanatory, but here goes:
- We are fed up with people demanding special treatment
- We don't care about your skin color, gender, who you sleep with, or who you pray to (or don't pray to). Please just get out of our faces about it.
- We are sorry that our ancestors may have done bad stuff to your ancestors. We didn't do it and it didn't happen to you. Get over it.
- We believe in Americans. If you insist on calling yourself an anything-American, you may not join.
- If we say something unkind, mean, or down-right nasty about your family, you have the right to be offended. Anything else? Toughen up pansy!
- If you are a liberal and find the name of our movement incongruous with our platform, ask a conservative friend to explain irony to you.