Friday, October 21, 2011

Ich Bin Ein Defecator - New Rally Cries for the Occupy "Movement"

Never let it be said that Sahib and the Crew do not feel for their fellow man, (sorry) person. There seems to be a real dearth of creativity in the Occupy “movement” when it comes to rally cries. So in the interest of brotherly, (sorry) personally love and harmony, Sahib and the Crew have put their vast talents forth in an effort to assist our much-loved and misguided brothers and sisters of the Occupy “movement”.

Occupy Berlin:  Ich Bin Ein Defecator!

Occupy Wall Street:  No Man with Washed Behind!

Occupy Topeka: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Occupy Martha's Vineyard:  But Daddy, I Love Him!

Occupy Hollywood:  You Are a Rude, Thoughtless, Little Pig!  Oh sorry, I thought you were my daughter.  (This one’s only effective with Alec Baldwin as keynote speaker.)

Occupy the Hamptons:  We Love the Pope!  The old one, not the Nazi one we have now. (Our thanks to Susan Sarandon for that gem.)

And Sahib's Personal Favorite -

Occupy Seattle:  Excuse Me While I Whip This Out!

Although we spent many seconds working on these, the list will continue to grow.  We will continue to add new rally cries as the Occupy “movement” continues to provide us with fodder.

Our apologies to JFK and Mel Brooks...  No apologies to whack-jobs Alec Baldwin and Susan Sarandon.

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