Monday Musings With The Crew

Fresh off a weekend of seclusion at the SACSTW Ozark hideaway, I have emerged to bring you yet another edition of Monday Musings.

• From the "We Didn't Really Think This Through" Department:  Animal rights activists from Showing Animals Respect and Kindness (SHARK) planned to document a South Carolina pigeon shoot by filming it from a remotely controlled micro helicopter.  Hmmm, harassing hunters with a small flying object.  When participants in the pigeon shoot heard about the plans, the event quickly morphed into a "micro-helicopter shoot".  Shortly after SHARK launched their drone, it was blasted out of the sky by numerous shotgun rounds.  By the way, is SHARK really the best acronym for a group concerned about treating animals with respect and kindness?

• More fun animal news....   Remember the spotted owl?  It was the original darling of the enviro-animal rights-down with industry whack jobs back in the 80's.  The Obama administration has developed a new  plan to save the spotted owl.....by killing all the other owls.  It seems that more aggressive barred owls are displacing their spotted cousins from their preferred environment.  The feds have decided to gun down barred owls over the next few years in another attempt to save the spotted owl.  It seems that (with apologies to Mr. Orwell) all owls are equal, but some owls are more equal than others.  

Spotted Owl Gooood

Barred Owl... Baaaaadddd

• A quick report on the Crew's congressman, the odious Emanuel Cleaver.  The former Kansas City mayor turned U.S. Congressman (and chairman of the Congressional Black Caucus by the way) is being sued by Bank of America for defaulting on a 1.5 million dollar loan on a carwash business in the Kansas City area.  Just another notch in Manny's long history of questionable financial dealings.  The kicker here is that you and I are on the hook for the bill.  The carwash loan has an SBA guarantee, meaning the US taxpayer will foot 75% of the bill.  Shockingly, the congressman has had no comment on the issue.

• To continue the animal theme today (hey, I just spent the weekend out in the woods), have you heard that Alicia Silverstone is supplementing her fading movie career by opening a daycare operation in her home?  SACSTW has obtained video of lunchtime........

That's all the fun and frivolity for this morning....please remember to like us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter.  Keep the comments coming!

Gay Pride Flag at US Base: BIG Obama Conundrum!

Gay pride flag purportedly at US base in Afghanistan

Talk about being on the horns of a dilemma!  What are our Dear Leader and his minions of insufficient light to do?

As reported on The Blaze and other news outlets, a gay pride flag has purportedly been flown at a US base located in Afghanistan.  While many different groups will certainly have opinions (some very fervent) about this, it presents a real conundrum for the president and his lefty pals.


On one hand, the Afghan people, known for their tolerant and inclusive nature (particularly towards homosexuals), could be slightly offended.  And by slightly offended, I mean only 10 to 20 Americans murdered and less than $10 million in damage from the resulting protests/riots.


On the other hand, the GLBT lobby is one of the victim class darlings of the left.  If the president makes too big a stink about this, he might lose some unicorn sprinkle points.


Rather a sticky wicket for the Prez.  How can he shamelessly grovel to our enemies in Afghanistan while pandering to the left's strategy of dividing us by creating and exploiting victim classes?  I think I'll make some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the show.

Hollywood HOs: Keith Olbermann

Congratulations Hollywood HOS winner Keith Olbermann!

I know Keith Olbermann winning this week's Hollywood HOs (Hollywood Hall of Shame) award is a bit of a stretch.  Not that he isn't deserving, but it is a bit of a stretch that he is part of Hollywood. Ostensibly, he is (or was) a news person.  That being said, Keith hasn't been anything but a left-wing shill for quite some time, so we'll lump him in with the rest of the moonbat liberal entertainment industry.

Last week, Keith Olbermann was fired from Current TV.  The Current TV network is the brain-child of save-the-world-by-lining-my-pockets-with-green evangelist Al Gore.  It is breathtaking to imagine how insufferable Keith Olbermann must be to get fired by a group of people whose ideology and moral compass he shares.  He IS the Billy Martin of broadcasting.

Keith, here's a saying that you might want to consider:  If one person says you're an ass, you may or may not be an ass.  If everyone says you're an ass, it's time to take a hard look in the mirror.

Treating people like garbage will always cost you.  Talent will only get you so far.  Talent, hard work, and treating people with kindness and respect will perpetuate success.  Even if personal warmth and interaction do not penetrate the BB that is your heart, I would think that someone with your "massive" intellect would realize that treating people well is an excellent means to an end.

Of course Keith, you are so brilliant that nothing you have ever done, said, or thought can possibly be wrong.  Good luck in your next gig!  I hear there's a public access channel in Missoula, Montana looking for talent.

Have a wonderful Easter weekend everyone!

WHAMO Cartoon of the Day

Sahib and The Crew Launch New Business Venture: Feminsurance

Feminsurance TM. 

Because heartless conservative men refuse to allow the government to force insurance companies to completely pay for your birth control!

Today, Sahib and The Crew in coordination with the WHAMO! (White Heterosexual American Males Only!) movement are branching into the health insurance business.  Let it never be said that Sahib and The Crew do not have our sisters in the leftist feminist movement at heart.  As it becomes apparent that SCOTUS is likely to scuttle Obamacare as unconstitutional, we have decided to jump into the breach to meet the feminist needs.

Today, we are proud to announce...... Feminsurance TM.

• Are you tired of having to pay anything for birth control pills?  

•  Are you fed up with your insurance premiums being wasted on circumcisions, prostate exams, testicular cancer treatments, and erectile dysfunction medicines for men only?
•  Would you like to see chocolate prescriptions designated as a medical necessity? 
• Would you like to see fertility treatments covered for single women and women partners only? 

If your answer to any of these questions is 'YES',  sign up for Feminsurance TM. today! SACSTW operators are standing by.

But WAIT!  There's more!  We excited to announce that SACSTW and WHAMO! are in negotiations with none other than women's reproductive rights champion, Sandra Fluke, to be our spokesperson for Feminsurance TM.  We will keep you abreast of the negotiations.

Devoted SACSTW readers and charter WHAMO! members, please join us in this effort to meet the plight of our sisters on the left.  Because really, who should have to pay $9 a month for birth control pills?

Monday Musings With The Crew

This morning I am giving serious thought to the sorry state of education in the United States, as evidenced by Barack Hussein Obama.  Seriously folks, let's take a quick look at Dear Leader's class schedule, and see if he can pass any of the basics.....

• ENGLISH 101-  Also known as "Words Mean Things" class.  In last week's video address to the nation, Dear Leader continued his assault on "Big Oil" and the English language by averring that oil companies continue to get "4 billion of your tax dollars in subsidies every year".  Well Barry, you're going to have retake the vocabulary unit of this course.  A subsidy is defined as "a sum of money paid directly from government to a private industrial undertaking, charitable organization, or the like".  Repeat after me class, OIL COMPANIES ARE NOT RECEIVING 4 BILLION DOLLARS IN SUBSIDY PAYMENTS FROM THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT!  They ARE benefiting from business tax deductions that were they taken away would increase oil companies tax burden by about 4 billion.                        
• F

• REMEDIAL ECONOMICS-  So, Barack Obama's idea on how to lower your gas price at the pump is to increase the tax burden on oil companies by 4 billion dollars.  Raise your hand if you think that Dear Leader has this one exactly backwards....
• F
•  U.S. GEOGRAPHY-

Uh.....F

• WORLD HISTORY-

Most Obama sources agree that Barack Sr. was born in June of 1936.  Somehow he managed to serve in World War 2, even though it ended when he was 9 years old.  Hmmmm.  He must have been part of the vaunted Kenyan Kiddie Korps that helped sweep Rommel from the continent.  

F

Come to think of it, let's give Barry another F for math class with this one.

• Health Class...................

F

One final multiple choice question class.......Based on what we have learned from Barack Obama's report card, choose the one that best applies

A:  Barack Hussein Obama is an uneducated twit, unable to grasp even the most basic concepts.

B:  Barack Hussein Obama is simply a mouthpiece for the progressive left.

C:  Barack Hussein Obama is a pathological liar, rife with contempt for you, the American taxpayer.

D:  All of the above.

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Obama Can KISS Off !

Saw an interesting video interview of KISS frontman Gene Simmon's views on Dear Leader and his policy toward Israel.....

I agree with almost everything the King of Lingual Length says in this video, right up to when he says "President Obama means well, I think he is actually a good guy.....".  

Please SACSTW readers....lean in close to the monitor.  Free your mind of all the puff pieces the mainstream media has done on George and Weezy Obama.  Prepare yourself to think clearly, and accept this truth...

Barack Obama is a bad guy who wants to destroy the underpinnings of freedom that have made America the greatest country in the world, and wants you, your children, and your grandchildren to live in perpetual servitude to the federal government!


This insistence by many who oppose Obama that he is a "good guy" who just has bad ideas is going to come around and bite us in November.  In the immortal words of Earl Pitts.... Wake Up America!