At the time of this writing, Boston Marathon bombing suspect #1 has gone on to meet Allah. Law
Q: What will Suspect #2 be doing in 40 years?
A: Hosting a midday talk show on MSNBC
B: Teaching political theory at Columbia University
C: Delivering the keynote address at the 2053 National Education Association convention
D: Holding campaign fundraisers for Democratic candidates
E: All of the above