Fortunately for Dear Governor, the Tweet Detection Section of the Ministry of Adolescent Oversight immediately sprang into action. The offending Student-Citizen was verbally corrected by SME Principal Karl Krawitz in his office for approximately one hour. She was advised that her Tweet had embarrassed the SME chapter of KDCI Bureau 512, and “damage control” was needed with the office of Dear Governor. Principal-Minister Krawitz is instructing Sullivan on the proper points to cover in her written apology to Dear Governor. Leaders of the Kansas Department of Child Indoctrination are pleased that this vicious attack on Dear Governor was so promptly detected and effective counter-measures so quickly deployed. KDCI is expected to award Sherienne Jones-Sontag, director of the Governor’s Ministry of Adolescent Oversight, with the prestigious Orwell Award for excellence in citizen monitoring.
The sanitized version of this story appeared on the front page of the Kansas City Star on Thanksgiving Day. The student involved is an 18 year old, self-described liberal senior at Shawnee Mission East High School. Although her tweet claimed she had made comments directly to Governor Brownback, no such verbal comments were made. Let’s get a few points straight here:
1. Governor Sam Brownback is a conservative Republican
2. The Crew is a conservative Republican
3. Emma Sullivan is a liberal student at Shawnee Mission East High School
4. The Crew is a conservative graduate of Shawnee Mission East High School
5. Sam Brownback sucks
Freedom-loving Kansans of all political stripes should be horrified and disgusted that Sam Brownback is spending their tax monies (OPM) monitoring the internet for nasty comments about himself. Here is a sentence from the Star story that is one the most chilling things I have ever read: