Rainbows, Lollipops, and Dear Leader

I had a little down time this morning at the office, so I watched Dear Leader address the den of iniquity known as the U.N. General Assembly.  As the murderous thugs, corrupt despots, and tinpot dictators in the hall looked on in rapture, BO waxed teleprompterly about what a great year it's been (unless of course you are an American taxpayer).  But again, I digress.

sayeth Obama:
"So this has been a remarkable year. The Qaddafi regime is over. Gbagbo, Ben Ali, Mubarak are no longer in power. Osama bin Laden is gone, and the idea that change could only come through violence has been buried with him."

Now friends, I am ecstatic that Osama bin Laden sleeps with the fishes.  However, I must have missed the part where he passed away from being licked by kittens. Silly me, I thought Seal Team Six choppered into his compound and with the proper application of superior firepower ushered bin Laden into the arms of the 72 old crones awaiting him in the afterlife.

I must have been hallucinating when I saw the Libyan rebels riding around in trucks equipped with .50 caliber machine guns, on foot firing AK-47s, and otherwise engaging in somewhat violent activity.  Surely they were just riding down the streets in a parade, gleefully tossing figs and dates into the crowd. 

Just when I was about to descend into a hellish circle of pacifist namby-pambyisms, I searched out comfort in The 35 Undeniable Truths of Life, penned by Rush Limbaugh in 1994.  I found #6 particularly comforting....."Ours is a world governed by the aggressive use of force".  Dear Leader, there are bad people out there.  Some of them can not be swayed to the side of peace and freedom with rainbows, lollipops, and apologies.