Showing posts with label Ellen Barkin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ellen Barkin. Show all posts

Friday, May 18, 2012

Hollywood HOs Winner: Sarah Silverman Edges John (t)Ravolta

Hollywood HOs
Deciding this week's Hollywood HOs winner was exceedingly difficult.  I spent countless seconds trying to decide between John (t)Ravolta and Sarah Silverman.  It came down to the fact that propriety and decorum prevent me from writing any of my thoughts about the plethora of John (t)Ravota stories on a family friendly blog.

So without further adieu, this week's Hollywood HOs winner is the ever-classy Sarah Silverman.

Such a classy lady!
I know Ms. Silverman is a D-lister at best, but her tweet about the Tea Party could not go unrewarded. She had this to say:
"The Tea Party is just a (female pubic) hair away from being the Westboro Baptist Church ~ Maya Angelou"
For those of you unfamiliar with the Westboro Baptist Church, it is the church in Topeka, Kansas founded by Fred Phelps that protests fallen servicemen's funerals with protest signs that are beyond vile.  When judgement day arrives, Fred Phelps is in for a very rude awakening. What Maya Angelou has to do with Ms. Silverman's tweet, only her fevered brain could say.

Thank you Ms. Silverman for keeping up the proud tradition of venomous hatred perpetrated by previous Hollywood HOs winners Ellen Barkin, Jane Fonda, and Cher.

OK.  I can't resist.  Just one John (t)Ravolta joke:  "I guess Sandy's leather pants were just too tight so Danny had to settle for Kenickie's."  Mom, please forgive me.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Hollywood HOs Weekly Winner: Ellen Barkin

Hollywood Hall of Shame ( Hollywood HOs)

The new year brings a new weekly feature to SACSTW.  Welcome to the the inaugural Sahib and Crew Save the World Hollywood Hall of Shame award, or Hollywood HOs for short.  Our inaugural winner should come as no surprise to regular SACSTW readers.  She was the topic of Wednesday's blog post.  Congratulations Ellen Barkin!  You are the very first member of our Hollywood HOs.

First SACSTW Hollywood HOs member Ellen Barkin

For those of you who missed her shenanigans, Ms. Barkin accused the fine officers of the NYPD of shoving and threatening her.  Her barely legal boy-toy recorded the exchange for posterity.  If senseless carnage and violence is your thing, check out the video below.




After the incident, Ms. Barkin obviously feeling remorse at her boorish behavior followed up with this conciliatory tweet, "F--k all of u, Bloomberg, & every1 goosestepping behind u!"  Since her colorful tweet, Ms. Barkin has wisely taken Thumper's mother's advice and has said little at all.

So Ms. Barkin, The Crew and I salute you as our first inductee into our Hollywood HOs!  You do Hollywood and your profession proud.

*Editors note:  There will be an end of year Hollywood HOs winner... Stay tuned!

Wednesday, January 4, 2012

King, Mandela, Gandhi, and Barkin


Add another name to the pantheon of civil rights leaders!  Martin, Nelson, Mahatma, move over, there is a new civil rights sheriff in town and she isn't taking any crap!  Yes dear readers, Ms. Ellen Moonbat Barkin now exists in the rarefied heights of civil rights greats of the past.

Drudging up memories of Tiananmen Square, Kent State, and Selma, Ms. Barkin and her 26 year old grandson.... errrr... boyfriend were horribly accosted New Years morning by the nefarious and vermicious NYPD.  She was attempting to "help" a young woman who was in the process of being arrested by said nefarious and vermicious NYPD officers.  Of course, Ms. Barkin is completely qualified to evaluate the validity of the arrest due to her role as an attorney with the district attorney's task-force on police corruption in the movie, "The Big Easy".  In the process of offering her assistance to the young woman, Ms. Barkin was brutally "shoved with both hands" and "threatened" by a maniacal officer of the NYPD.

Fortunately, Ms. Barkin's grandson... errr... boyfriend caught all this on video which he so thoughtfully posted online.  PLEASE BE ADVISED.... You are about to witness violence of so graphic a nature that it is almost certain to emotionally scar anyone who watches.  Please do not let the elderly, children, or those with heart conditions watch!




Please give me a second to compose myself... Thanks, all better now.  The last time I saw such violently aggressive behavior was the last time I saw a boy scout escort a little old lady across the street.  Oh the humanity!

Of course, Ms. Barkin handled the encounter with her usual elegance, grace, and decorum... She can be heard on the video counselling the wayward young officer, "Get your mother-f***ing hands off of me!"   She later followed this up on Twitter with an even more gracious, "F--k all of u, Bloomberg, & every1 goosestepping behind u!"

Thank you Ms. Barkin for fighting the good fight against evil and tyranny!  You remind us of what the power of love, compassion, and understanding can do to change the world for the better.  I for one will sleep better tonight knowing that you are on the job.