Democrats Love Vermin!

No, I'm not referring to the president...

Leading Democrat candidate Vermin Love Supreme

Apparently, Hillary, Creepy Uncle Joe, and Commander Kerry are not the only Democrat presidential candidate retreads who are running or are considering running for president.  Sahib and Crew favorite Vermin Love Supreme is throwing his boot, err hat, into the ring.  (He has the boot to this day!)

Running on a platform of a free pony for every American, time-travel research, mandatory dental hygiene, and zombie power, Mr. Supreme appears to be one of the more lucid candidates running for the Democrat nomination.  As he perfectly illustrates in the video below of a debate from his 2012 presidential run.

Of course when these are your choices...

This guy doesn't seem so bad...

However; I must disagree with Mr. Supreme on one point.  Given the moral bankruptcy of the Democrat party, he may be Vermin, but he is hardly Supreme.

Breaking News Alert- Will Democrats Need Brokered Convention?

Results of last night's West Virginia Democratic Primary have Republicans snickering and Dear Leader desperately trying to find something else to talk about, ie gay marriage, condoms, birth control, the kama sutra, etc.

In the glorious tradition of Crew fave Vermin Supreme, upstart candidate Keith Judd won 41% of the Democratic vote state-wide in West Virginia, and actually beat Dear Leader in 10 counties in the state!  Keith Judd is also known as Federal Inmate #11593-051, and currently is enjoying life in the federal penitentiary in Texarkana, TX!  The native of California is serving a 17 year sentence for extortion, but managed to come up with the $2500 filing fee to get on the West Virginia ballot.  What exactly do you have to do in the federal hoosegow to earn $2500?  The mind (as well as other body parts) shudder at the thought.  

It all adds up to a colossal embarassment for Dear Leader, and perhaps a glimpse into the "anybody but Obama" psyche of the American electorate.  I have dispatched the crack SACSTW research team to Texarkana in order to pin down Judd's platform, that is as long as the screws on Cell Block C will let us interview him.  

I think the Judd-Vermin ticket has a real future!  

Inmate Judd at his rightful place atop the ticket

We still love ya Vermin!

Democratic Primary Results in New Hampshire

By now we all know that Romney won the Republican primary in New Hampshire, with Ron Paul second and John Huntsman third.  Any guesses who finished third in the Democratic primary?  I'll give you a hint....

Yep, my man Vermin Supreme finished third in a field of 14 candidates in the New Hampshire Democratic Primary yesterday.  Garnering 1.4% of the vote (better than Rick Perry on the Republican side!), Vermin vows to keep up the campaign throughout the primary season.  Is this a great country or what?

Best and Brightest of the Democrat Party to Challenge Obama In New Hampshire Today!

Fear not New Hampshire Democrats!  You have an alternative to voting for Dear Leader in your primary today.  A challenge to Barack Hussein Obama has arisen from a wing of the Democratic Party that is significantly more grounded in reality than the Obama Administration.......Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Vermin Supreme!

So, I show this video to Sahib and he immediately asks...."what is Joe Biden doing running against Obama?"
While it is true that the Vice-President and Mr. Supreme have many philosophical similarities, they are not one and the same.  I think.

Mr. Supreme has been running for President for quite some time now.  He garnered 149 votes in the 2004 Democratic Primary in Washington, DC.  He is running on the tried and true "Pony for all Americans" platform.  Not exactly "a chicken in every pot", but hey, it should appeal to 8 year old girls.  In addition, he would like to make kidney transplantation mandatory for all Americans.  Quite frankly, that sounds more palatable than the medical care Obama has planned for us!

Vote early....Vote often.....Vote Vermin!