- Tom Priem and his wife were fed up. The Austin, TX couple proudly displayed their Obama 2012 yard sign, while their neighbors yards were dotted with GOP signs. The Priem's sign was repeatedly damaged, to the point that Tom called in a police report. Finally, his wife was able to capture the conservative conspirator that had been savaging their sign.......
Obama has apparently lost the "gentle woodland creature" vote.
- Frantic residents of a Turkish province along the Black Sea notified authorities when they spotted a woman's body floating offshore. Police blocked off the beach, and sent highly trained rescue divers into the waters off Samsun province to rescue what turned out to be.......an inflatable sex doll. At presstime there had been no explanation of why Bill Clinton was in Turkey.
- If you are a 14 year old girl in New York City, there are certain things you can and cannot do. For example, you cannot purchase a 20oz soda after the approval last week of Big Gulp Bloomberg's ban on sweetened drinks larger than 16 oz. You can however, get the "morning after" pill from your school nurse without your parent's knowledge. Glad to know that the nation's largest city has its priorities straight.
- Finally, Democratic National Committee chair"person" Debbie Wasserman-Schulz has announced she will be leaving Congress to follow her lifelong dream of becoming a jazz singer. Video of Wasserman-Schulz's recent rehearsal has surfaced........
