You know devoted readers, I really wish Bronco Bama was white. I'm really tired of every criticism of him and his big government socialistic policies somehow being racist. I've seen some accusations that require mental gymnastics with more spins and twists than a McKayla Maroney vault. Granted there are some people out there making racist comments like:
- At least I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean.
- He is light-skinned African American with no Negro dialect.
BUT WAIT!!!!! How did I miss it! He's wearing a brown bear costume. You know... brown like African Americans have brown skin. And a bear... you know that President Obama used to go by Barry. That's the most thinly veiled racist attack on the president I have ever seen! I am embarrassed that I posted his video on my blog. But rats! I can't figure out how to delete it so it will have to stay.
Well, I guess I'll just have to live with four more years of The Crew and I being branded racists until 2016 when Hilary runs... and then we get to be sexist. Buck up little campers. At least it won't be boring.