Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Obama and Ginsburg: Founding Fathers? Hacks!


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Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg


Editor's note:  This post is a little longer than most, but trust me, the payoff at the end is worth it! :)

I admit it.  I have a colossal man-crush on the U.S. Constitution.  To think that our Founders crafted a document that has withstood liberal progressive onslaught for over 220 years is simply awe-inspiring.  To this American, the Constitution is our nation's most precious commodity, our greatest contribution to humanity.  It is a shining beacon of freedom, giving hope to the oppressed all across the globe that like the Founders, they too have a chance to shed the manacles of tyranny.

Unfortunately, not every American feels this way.  Even more unfortunately, two of those are President Barack Hussein Obama and Supreme Court Justice Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg.

I do have to give Dear Leader points for openly admitting his contempt and scorn for the Constitution during his recent interview with NBC's Matt Lauer.  Keep in mind, these words were spoken by a man who swore an oath to "preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States. Sayeth Obama....

What's frustrated people is that I have not been able to FORCE (emphasis mine) Congress to implement every aspect of what I said in 2008.  Well, you know, it turns out our Founders designed a system that makes it more difficult to bring about change than I would like sometimes.

There is is folks, everything you need to know about Barack Hussein Obama, distilled down into 48 of his own despicable words.  Freedom loving Americans should be very thankful that the Founders designed the system that they did.  More than 200 years ago, they could foresee a tyrant want-to-be gaining the highest office in the land, and they knew what to do about that possibility.  Just more evidence of the true agenda of Barack Hussein Obama, and of the brilliant foresight of the men in that Philadelphia room during the summer of 1787.

At least we can be comforted that the Supreme Court of the United States stands ready to "support and defend" our Constitution, as their oath of office requires.  Yeah, maybe not so much.  Justice Buzzi Ginsburg was interviewed on Egyptian TV recently.  The reporter asked her where Egypt's leaders should turn for guidance in crafting the structure and foundation of a new Egyptian government.  You might think this was a slam-dunk question for a SCOTUS justice, you would be wrong.  Sayeth Buzzi Ginsburg....

I would not look to the U.S. Constitution if I were drafting a constitution in the year 2012.  I might look at the constitution of South Africa.  That was a deliberate attempt to have a fundamental instrument of government that embraced basic human rights, had an independent judiciary, it really is, I think, a great piece of work that was done.

Now, doesn't that give you a warm, fuzzy feeling that Justice Ginsburg is using the U.S. Constitution as her guiding force when ruling from the bench of the highest court in the land?  Me neither.  Being the dutiful blogger I am, I read the constitution of South Africa, and encourage you to do the same here.  It's a hoot!  Be forewarned, the document is a lengthy and verbose thesis on the theory and application of liberal statism.  I particularly liked its Bill of Rights, which outlines the cradle to grave governmental dependency that liberal whackjobs like Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg can really revel in.  It also every now and then sounds like it was written by an 9 year old girl.  For example, I give you section 9, subsections 3 through 5.....

(3)  The state may not unfairly discriminate directly or indirectly against anyone on one or more grounds, including race, gender, sex, pregnancy, marital status, ethnic or social origin, colour, sexual orientation, age, disability, religion, conscience, belief, culture, language and birth.

(4) No person may unfairly discriminate directly or indirectly against anyone on one or more grounds in terms of subsection (3).  National legislation must be enacted to prevent or prohibit unfair discrimination.

And now the punchline.....

(5) Discrimination on one or more of the grounds listed in subsection (3) is unfair unless it is established that the discrimination is fair.

That's just one example of the lunacy that Justice Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg sees as "a great piece of work" that is superior and more desirable than the United States Constitution.  As for Justice Ginsburg herself, she hasn't done a great piece of work since this.......


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Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Death to Great Satans Bart and Barbie!

The Great Satan!
The Not-So-Great Satan!

The United States and Israel move over!  Your reigns of satanhood are over.  The Killer Bs have dethroned you.  Bart and Barbie are haraam.  

Mohammad Hossein Farjoo
The delightfully monikered  Mohammad Hossein Farjoo (I can only assume the surname Farjoo is derived from his desired proximity to people of the Hebrew persuasion...) has declared both Bart Simpson and Barbie VERBOTTEN!  Mr. Farjoo's full title is "Secretary for Policy-making at the Institute for the Intellectual Development of Children and Young Adults in Tehran" or Burgerneister Meisterburger for short. BM Farjoo has proclaimed that Barbie and Bart are "illegal, unmoral, unlawful, and anyone found with a toy in his possession will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon. No kidding!"  The children of Sombertown... errr Tehran will have to really, REALLY want a Bart or Barbie toy for Ramadan.

But not to worry, BM Farjoo says that all-American action heroes are still welcome in Iran.  His institute specifically plans on ordering  50,000 David Duke action figures for 2012! *Burning crosses and stars of David sold separately.  I might be going out on a limb here, but I would think that the children of Iran would like to quote Bart and tell BM Farjoo to "Eat My Shorts!"

You can read more about Burgermeister Meisterburger Farjoo here.

Monday, February 6, 2012

Chuck Norris Speaks, Everyone Listens



As you know, we here at SACSTW are in favor of the "Chuck" presidential ticket....of course that means Woolery/Norris.  Read this article for more words of wisdom from the great Chuck Norris.

Monday Musings With The Crew


  • Tomorrow, my home state of Missouri will hold a presidential primary that means less than nothing.  No delegates will be won, Newt Gingrich is not on the ballot, and John Hunstman, Herman Cain, Rick Perry, and Michele Bachman are on the ballot.  Oh, and did I mention that the state is expected to spend about seven million dollars of OPM on the meaningless beauty contest?  Missouri's GOP delegates will actually be won and lost during the county by county caucus scheduled for March 17th.  That's right, the Missouri Republican Party is choosing its delegates on St. Patrick's Day, the day when more beer is consumed in Kansas City and St. Louis than on any other day of the year.  I fully expect most of the GOP delegates to be won by this guy.....

Mmmmm....taxpayer money is magically delicious!
  • Vice-President Joe Biden recently said that he advised President Obama against the raid that ended with the capture/killing of Osama bin Laden.  At the time it seemed like an odd admission of discord within the White House.  Yeah, not exactly.  Remember that EVERYTHING that comes from the Obama administration is aimed at boosting Dear Leader's re-election hopes.  By saying what he did, Biden makes Obama look like the decisive, strong national defense executive that we all know he isn't. "Why lookie here uninformed voter, Dear Leader was willing to even go against his own Veep (who is supposed to be the national security expert in the administration) to bring down Osama"  "Such gallantry, such grit and courage, why we had to talk Barack out of leading the mission himself!"  Sorry Joe, SACSTW ain't buying it.  
  • Want to know the difference between conservatives and liberal statists like Dear Leader?  Obama and his philosophical brethren define success by how many Americans are dependent on governmental largesse (OPM) for their daily lives.  Conservatives define success by how many no longer need such support.  Dear Leader likes to talk about how his policies have helped poor people stay afloat, and helped those in the middle class stay in the middle class.  He NEVER mentions helping poor people become......NOT POOR!  He NEVER mentions middle class Americans moving up the socio-economic scales.  He knows that government is not the tool that can get that done.  May I suggest a new slogan for the Democratic Party...."Keeping America's Poor In Their Place For 100 Years"
  • Tom Coughlin has now won 2 Super Bowls in the last 4 seasons.  Think the Jacksonville Jaguars would like to have him back?  By the way, does anyone remember when Super Bowl commercials were funny and entertaining?  The state of affairs in the U.S. advertising industry is sad indeed.
  • Taking a page from the Elvis Grbac handbook.....Gisele issued this post-Super Bowl analysis of hubby Tom Brady's performance.  "My husband can not f***ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time."  For thinking that anyone cares what she says about football, Mrs. Brady gets my nomination for Hollywood HOs of the the week.
  • It's been a few weeks since we all enjoyed a nice swimming goat video, so...............

Note to readers-  If crazy goat lady invites you over for a pool party, don't eat the chocolate-covered raisins. 


Friday, February 3, 2012

Weekly Hollywood HOs Winner: Morgan Freeman

Hollywood HOs
Weekly Winner: Morgan Freeman
We have several deserving nominees for this week's Hollywood HOs (Hall of Shame) winner.  We have Miley Cyrus attempting to join former pantheon of skankhood laureates Madonna, Britney Spears, and Paris Hilton.  We have parent of the year nominee, Cindy Crawford, ushering her 10 year old daughter into a life of eating disorders, pedophiles, narcissism, and addiction.

But this week's winner is a dual award winner.  Not only has Morgan Freeman won this week's Hollywood HOs award, he has also won the coveted Woody Allen Creepy Patriarch Lifetime Achievement award.  Mr. Freeman has apparently either married or intends to marry his, get ready for it... GRANDDAUGHTER

OK, she is only his "step" granddaughter, but EWWWWWWW!  In general, I feel that the use of "EWWWWWWW!" is unmanly in the extreme, but nothing else quite suffices.  My first memories of Morgan are of him on the children's show The Electric Company in the 70's.  Considering media reports that he has married, intends to marry, or in the very least  is having a relationship with a woman 45 years his junior that began when she was 17, again I say EWWWWWWW!

My 12 year old son just walked by as I was writing this post and saw the picture of Morgan Freeman, but not the text.  He asked, "Is that Morgan Freeman?"  I said, "Yes."  He asked, "How old is he?"  I said, "74."  He asked, "Is he still doing stuff?"  I nodded and as he walked away I said softly, "Apparently."

*Editor's note:  At times, we take some creative liberties in our stories.  The preceding paragraph is a 100% factual account of my conversation with my son.



Thursday, February 2, 2012

Short-Circuiting The Chevy Volt

Look, I'm as much in favor of clean renewable energy sources as the next person (unless the next person is Ed Begley, Jr.).  As a matter of fact, I would love to see the United States produce its electricity from nuclear power, for Gaia's sake France gets almost all of her electricity that way!  But you greenbeans don't like that either.  No, you want us all to be toodling around town in a coal-fired abomination from Obama Motors.

Isn't it time to pull the plug on the Chevy Volt?  Sales of the enviro-moonbat darling plummeted from 1529 in December of 2011 to 603 this past month.  603!  Compare that to the Ford Focus (14,400 sold in January), Toyota Corolla (17,988 sold in January), and Honda Civic (21,883 sold in January). For crying out loud, the Kia Soul had sales of 8,093, and that is a vehicle whose national spokesman is a dancing hamster! That is the marketplace speaking loud and clear.  SACSTW has conducted a painstaking review of the Chevy Volt, and has discovered the real reason behind its poor sales figures.  It sucks.

Eric Bolling of Fox News came to the same conclusion after recently driving a Volt.  He appeared on Fox and Friends this morning to talk about the experience.  Bolling has been critical of the Volt, and of Government Motors in general.  GM asked him to drive a Volt to experience the car firsthand.  According to Bolling, he got about 20-25 miles on a full charge before the car switched over to its gasoline powerplant.  GM claims a 40 mile range on full electric power.  The Volt gets about 35 mpg burning gas and sports a 9.3 gallon gas tank.  If we do the math, we can see that a Volt can travel about 350 miles on a full electric charge PLUS a full tank of gas (Premium by the way!).  That leaves us with an effective gas mileage of 37.6 mpg.  Not bad right?

It's not too bad until you factor in the Volt's sticker price of $40-45,000.  Holy fossil fuel Batman, that is a big number!  Let's again compare to the other vehicles I listed above

  • Toyota Corolla:  Gets approximately 30 mpg burning regular gasoline (7.5% cheaper than premium) and starts around a sticker of $18,000.  
  • Ford Focus:  Gets around 31 mpg burning regular gasoline and starts at around $17,295
  • Honda Civic: Gets around 32 mpg burning regular gasoline and starts at around $22,000.
I can hear the greenbeans chirping now.... "Crew, those 25 (or 40 if you believe GM) miles driven under full electric power are so much better for Mother Earth, Americans should be willing to pay any price to save our planet!"  SACSTW sent our investigative photographers out and they were able to capture this image of where  the Volt's electric power actually comes from.....

That's right bunny-hugger, the vast majority of the electron flow you are so gleefully pouring into your Volt comes from the burning of coal.  So go ahead and take that Volt out for its 25 mile jaunt around town, we'll just throw another shovel full of fossil fuel on the fire for ya!

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Chuck Woolery: The US is NOT a Democracy

This has been a pet peeve of mine for years; idiot politicians who should know better calling the United States of America a democracy.  Maybe they are just pandering to us because they think we are too stupid to understand, but we are not a democracy.  We are a representative republic.  SACSTW hero Chuck Woolery does a fantastic job of explaining it.  We hope you enjoy the video as much as we did.



Thank you great American Chuck Woolery for the wonderful civics lesson!