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Sahib and The Crew would like to thank all members of the military past and present for your service and sacrifice for our country and all our families. I (Sahib) would particularly like to thank my grandfather (WWI - Battle of Belleau Wood veteran), my wife's grandfather (WWII - Normandy Invasion veteran), my father (Vietnam), my father in-law, and my friends Carla, David, Jason, Michelle, Phil, Scott, Scott R., Steve I., and Steve M. Oh, and I almost forgot BalmerLiberal. Your service is appreciated more than you know.

 Please take a few minutes and watch this wonderful video in honor of all our veterans.

Added by the Crew:
Thanks to Sahib for this great Veterans Day tribute.  People all over the world, not just here at home, owe their freedoms to the American soldier.  From Poland to Kuwait, tens of millions live in freedom as a result of the bravery and sacrifice of America's military.  I would like to thank the veterans in my life, starting with my late father and father-in-law.  Brothers-in-law Rick, Mark, and Aric.  Niece Amanda.  Friends Carl, Kris, Chris, Robert, Roger, Howard, Verne, and John.  Many clients too numerous too mention....thanks to you all!

Occupy Protests Get Philosophy from Soviet Propaganda

Now we know where the "enlightened ones" of the Occupy Protests have gotten their political platform!  You would think they could have come up with something better than 30 year old Soviet propaganda.

Obama Hates Occupy Wall Street

OWS or Tea Party?

President Obama and his minions of insufficient light hate the Occupy protests.  More accurately, they hate the protesters.  Obama, Biden, Reid, Pelosi, Wasserman-Schultz, et al. will never admit it, but believe me, they hate the Occupy protesters.  Oh they smile for the media and talk about how they “support” the protesters, but they secretly wish someone would detonate a giant Raid bug-bomb on the whole group. 

You may ask, “Sahib, how can that be true?  These protesters represent the left’s voting base.  How can their political leaders hate them?”  Elementary my dear readers, who wants an unwashed, undisciplined, incoherent, bat-shit crazy group of people promoting their agenda?  As much as Obama and his MSM drones love to bag on the Tea Party movement, they would give their eye-teeth to have the Tea Party people backing Obama’s socialist platform.  I mean come on; who would you prefer backing your cause?  Mr. and Mrs. Joe America with their two bright-eyed apple-cheeked children or a bunch of unwashed mosh pit rejects?

For example, I think it is safe to say that most evangelical Christians are not big proponents of homosexual causes.  How do you think they feel when they see that idiot from Topeka, Fred Phelps, and his loony family protesting at a fallen soldier’s funeral? “Go get ‘em Freddy!?”  Heck no, they realize his hatred and vitriol tarnishes the image of anyone who opposes the GLBT agenda.  It’s guilt by association.  The same goes for the Occupato Mafia and their support for a socialistic nirvana here in the good old USA.  Crazy people are bad for your message.

As exposed by SACSTW’s crack staff last week, Karl Rove’s plan was ingenious.  Like Obama and his cronies, King Karl understands that elections hinge on swaying the 10-15% of independent voters to your side.  Karl was just helping the left with their sales pitch.  Fortunately for the supporters of truth, justice, and the American way, there isn’t much Obama can do but sit and stew about it.

Jihad Me Elmo!

Well the U.S. government is at it again in Pakistan.  You remember the last little adventure we had in that pseudo-ally nation.  Seal Team 6 was the messenger and delivered the brass verdict to Osama.......

Apparently some folks on Dear Leader's management team have recently advised Obama that he has "got to stop whacking Muslims", and get back to bowing and scraping across the globe.  In a SACSTW exclusive, the Crew has obtained photos of this secret meeting...

 And voila!  In the spirit of the $16 dollar muffin, the U.S. taxpayer is shelling out $20,000,000 (that's 20 million for all you Kansas City school district alumni out there) to send a new ambassador to Pakistan........

Sesame Street Islamabad kicks off later this month with everybody's favorite red monster Elmo and a young Pakistani girl named Rani as the stars of the show.  Other characters include a crocodile named Haseen O Jameel.  The Crew admits to being unaware of the apparently large Irish-Pakistani population.

This is what happens when you spend Other People's Money.  First it's $16 dollar muffins, then it's 20 million dollar Muppet junkets to the Mideast. 

In related breaking news this morning, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney is out and will be replaced by 

It remains to be seen if the White House press pool notices the change.

An Open Letter to BalmerLiberal

World War II Memorial - sans plaque

Artist rendering of WWII Memorial with plaque

This open letter is a response to a lively Twitter discussion that occurred earlier today.

Dear BalmerLiberal-ParkyBill (or Moonbat Bill as the Crew and I affectionately refer to him),

I hate herky-jerky conversations on Twitter or texting, so I thought I would write you this letter.  I retweeted a post about the Obama administration's objections to a plaque with FDR's D-day prayer being added to the World War II memorial in Washington DC.  I did so without editorial comment.

Here was our exchange:
MBB:  "Why must fools throw Jesus at everything? Your own faith not enough for you?"
Sahib:  I was somewhat taken back by the apparent vitriol of your comment.  I responded with, "Have you READ the prayer? No mention of Jesus I could find."
MBB:  "Nope. Haven't read it. No reason to."
Sahib:  "Are you familiar with the historical significance of the prayer?"
Sahib:   "Do we need to scour the MLK memorial for mentions of God too?"
MBB:  "Wasn't MLK's first name 'The Reverend'?"
MBB:  "Did the designers of the memorial ask for it to be there?"
Sahib:  "So memorials can never be modified?  The original FDR memorial is the size of a desk."
MBB:  "Was the FDR memorial modified after it was built?"
Sahib:  "You could say that."
MBB:  "That was neither a yes or no.  Was FDR monument modified AFTER it was built?"
Sahib:  (Pulling your chain) "Sort of."

After this, you either had to go or were done with me.  As is the wont of you and you lib brethren, when losing a debate, you change the focus of the debate.  We began with religious implications and then switched to the concept that memorials and monuments, once dedicated, are inviolate and prohibited from modification.

In the interest of brevity, I will jump right to the most emotionally charged of all memorials, the Vietnam War Memorial.  Guess what?  It has been modified THREE times since its original dedication in 1982.  All by different designers than the original memorial.  And guess what else Bill?  The last modification was.... wait for it.... a PLAQUE!

Come on Bill, we both know the issue here.  It is because it's (GASP!) a prayer.  If it was simply FDR's D-day address, not a single one of you on the left would have batted an eye.

I hope you and your wonderful wife have a great weekend!

Your friend,
Sahib

PS. In the interest of full disclosure, there are actually two FDR memorials.  To my knowledge the original has never been modified, but it has been replaced.  FDR never wanted a big memorial.  He said he wanted nothing bigger than his desk and the original memorial honored his wishes.

Karl Rove is the Occupy Protest Mastermind!

SACSTW has unearthed a plot so cunning, so diabolical, that Machiavelli himself would have been proud.  Karl Rove is the mastermind behind the Occupy Wall Street protest movement.  Undercover SACSTW reporters have obtained a secret recording of the planning and implementation meeting held in King Karl’s secret underground bunker.  (Built by non-union construction workers.)  The following is the transcription of the recording:

April 1, 2011 10:43:02 EDT

King Karl:  I am sick and tired of all the crap that the Tea Party people are getting from the media and the left.

 Minion #1:  Yeah and why do the American people keep buying the “big government is the answer” lies from the Obama and his all commie chorus?

Minion #2:  We need a plan to show the American people the foolishness of socialism and how the Tea Party supporters are hard working patriotic Americans who want the best for everyone. 

King Karl:  Any ideas?

Minion #1:  We could let Obama, Harry Reid, and Debbie Wasserman Schultz keep talking…

King Karl:  You would think that would work, but it’s taking too long. 

Minion #2:  We could start a big ad campaign denouncing socialist policies and supporting hard work and personal responsibility.

Minion #1:  The mainstream media wouldn’t cover it.

King Karl:  Wait a minute…. I have an idea. (Sinister chuckle)  What if we let the lefty moonbats and media do the work for us?  We send some operatives undercover into the bowels of the liberal bastions to sow the seeds of a protest.  We play on their paranoia and public school brainwashing.  We feed their insecurities and inherent laziness.  We plant slogans like, “Greedy People Suck!”, “Banks have all the money, give us some!”, and “I don’t want to repay my student loans!” If that doesn’t work, they can use the magic words…. “Free weed!”  Send them someplace like Wall Street to protest.  The lib media will eat it up.  The dem politicos will have to back them because they ARE the democrats’ voting base.  The American people will see what a bunch of whack jobs occupy the left.  It could be my biggest triumph!  Hmmmm, whack jobs, occupy, Wall Street….

Minion #2:  I don’t know boss.  Not even the lib media is dumb enough to fall for that.

King Karl:  Three words.  Olbernamm, Maddow, Krugman.

Minion #2:   Point taken.

Minion #1:  To which liberal bastions should we send our operatives? 

King Karl:  Oh, East Village coffee houses, the NYU student union, methadone clinics.  You know, the usual.  We can’t start right away.  Our operatives will require some rigorous training.  Besides, we want the protests to have time to really start ramping up about the time the weather starts getting really nasty.  Begin say, mid-September? What should we call them by the way?

Minion #2:  Karl’s Kommandos?

King Karl:  Too commie.

Minion #1:  Rove’s Raiders?

King Karl:  I like it!  It has kind of a corporate raider flair.  That goes perfectly with the name I have for the protests… Occupy Wall Street.

End of transcription

At this point the SACSTW reporter’s recording device failed, but he was able to provide us with before and after pictures of Rove’s Raiders.  According to SACSTW reporters, the training was a strict regimen of vegan diet, bi-weekly bathing, Michael Moore "documentaries", and heavy doses of marijuana. 

Before: 

Rove's Raiders prior to training

After:

Rove's Raiders after training

Stay tuned to SACSTW for the latest updates to this fast-breaking story!

Chart of the Day- OWS is not exactly like the Tea Party....