Hijab for You, Hijab for Me, Hijab for Everybody!

Let's Make non-Muslim American Women Conform to Our Religious Beliefs

A defense attorney is asking a court to FORCE all women in the courtroom to wear hijabs.  Read that statement again.  A defense attorney is asking an American court to FORCE non-Muslim American women to dress in a manner consistent with the Muslim non-American DEFENDANTS' religious beliefs.  

Oh by the way, did I mention the defendants in these proceedings are the guys accused of planning the 9/11 killings of nearly 3,000 American citizens?  Yes, these are the preliminary hearings for KSM and his band of murderous thugs.

Defense attorney Cheryl Bormann, a non-Muslim, feels that typically clad American women would distract her clients and might cause them discomfort.  

Yes, Ms. Bormann.  Anything we can do you make your clients more comfortable, you just let us know.  You can read the Fox News article on the other courtroom antics of KSM and his all-girl review here.  Keep in mind.  Dear Leader Obama and his moronic AG Eric Holder wanted this circus held here in the US.   They wanted America on trial.

USMC Yellow "Rain" of Terror Conspiracy Exposed!

Once again the crack SACSTW undercover reporting staff has unearthed another conspiracy.  The team that brought you Karl Rove: OWS Mastermind has discovered an Obama administration conspiracy to cover up what really happened with the USMC urination scandal.  Many of you have seen the image below, but what you may not have seen is what crack SACSTW digital image forensic examiners discovered.  The images that have been plastered all over the Internet have been digitally altered.  Below is the digitally altered image of the marines.

Digitally Altered Image

Below is the original image.  If you are a liberal, you may want to turn away.  This will probably be more disturbing to you than the altered images.

Actual Image

This revelation poses a number of questions.

1.  What are Obama campaign bumper stickers doing in Afghanistan?

2.  Why were the marines urinating on them?

3.  Why would the Obama administration want to cover this up?

Never fear devoted readers.  Intrepid SACSTW reporters have the answers.  The Obama campaign staff looking to take advantage of AG Holder's somewhat "flexible" interpretation of federal voter qualifications decided to blaze a new trail in the search for new Obama absentee voters.  Thus it was decided to carpet bomb Afghanistan, Pakistan, and parts of Africa with Obama bumper stickers.  This also answers the question as to why the administration would want to cover this up.  It would be very embarrassing and potentially damaging to President Obama's reelection campaign if this came to light.

Why then, did the marines urinate on the Obama bumper stickers?  The answer to this took a little more digging.  Apparently, the marines saw the bumper stickers being air-dropped into Taliban controlled areas.  Concerned that the Iranians or other Taliban sympathizers were air-dropping arms or supplies to the Taliban terrorists, the marines investigated.

After killing and/or driving off the Taliban forces, the marines discovered that the Taliban forces had been using the Obama bumper stickers as toilet paper.  Frankly concerned with their condition, the marines decided to clean them to the best of their abilities.  Water being in short supply and remembering that urine is sterile, they made use with what they had handy.  Improvise, adapt, overcome!  At least, that's their story... and they are sticking to it.

And that devoted readers, is the unvarnished truth.  Or at least our interpretation of it.  Be comforted by the fact that the entire SACSTW staff is dedicated to shining the light of truth on whatever the left is trying to conceal.

*Editor's note:  Another masterful idea from crew member emeritus and creative consultant Brian Holyfield - @Holyfield67