Breaking News- Democrat Leaders React To Reynolds Outrage

Earlier today I posted an article about Mel Reynolds, convicted sexual criminal and all around putz, throwing his hat into the ring for his old seat in Congress recently vacated by Jesse Jackson Jr.  I have spent the rest of today compiling a video montage of outrage expressed by various leading Democrats that such a man would dare to run under their party's banner........

NAACP To Members- You Can't Handle The Truth!

Geez, who knew that the NAACP convention was so much fun?  I may just have to take a week off and cover it in person next year!  After all, what could be more entertaining than watching tyrannical black statists like Emanuel Cleaver and Hilary Shelton demean and deride the black electorate?  In fine Colonel Jessup fashion, Cleaver, Shelton, and others have in essence said that NAACP members are too dim-witted to be treated with respect and honesty by Mitt Romney.

When Romney addressed the NAACP convention (something our black President hasn't done since 2009) this week, he delivered the same campaign speech he does at virtually every other campaign stop.  He did so  without regard to his audience's color or political leanings.  In other words, he didn't treat the NAACP audience any differently than when he spoke at the latest WHAMO conference.  He treated the NAACP with honesty and respect by laying out his plans should he be elected President, including repealing Obamacare.

That didn't go over well with Cleaver and Shelton (NAACP Washington Bureau Director and Senior Vice-President).  Because Romney didn't "speak to his audience", the NAACP bigwigs have accused him of racism and worse.  Sorry Hilary, but"speaking to your audience" is all well and good if you are doing a career day at the local elementary school, but if a presidential candidate does it to an audience of adults it is called pandering.

During his speech, Romney stated his desire to overturn Obamacare, help bring down the 14.4 % unemployment rate among blacks, and improve education for all Americans.

Here is what Cleaver and Shelton would have you believe Romney actually meant.....

"Alright you lazy shiftless homeboys, time for you to put the crack pipe down, stop banging every sister in sight, get off the couch and get a job"

Even more despicable, some (including the ever lucid Nancy Pelosi)  have suggested that Romney intentionally elicited the boos from the NAACP in order to rile up the racist crackers that are the conservative electorate.  Last night, Bill O'Reilly gave Hilary Shelton the chance to distance the NAACP from such bizarre accusations, but he demurred.  The subsequent interview was Bill O'Reilly at his finest, and a truly frightening look into the mind of the progressive black establishment.

Chuck Woolery: The Zombie Apocalypse!

Chuck's tips on surviving the impending Zombie Apocalypse (with some help from your tax dollars!)

Hollywood HOs: Kanye West

Hollywood HOs

Kanye West not only writes about hoes, he is one.  He is this week's Hollywood HOs winner.  Who can forget his kind and gracious treatment of that undeserving tramp, Taylor Swift?

"Gimme that!"

Well Kanye has been in the giving mood the last few years.  The Kanye West Foundation dolled out over one million dollars between 2009 and 2010.... to Kanye's buddies.  A whopping $583 went to some discernible charitable organization over that same period.  Well, you know the old saying... Charity begins with homies..

Show me the money! (said the IRS)

Mr. West, your humble, kind, and generous behavior has cemented my opinion of rap "artists" and rap as a "musical" genre.  As I tell Mrs. Sahib and Sahib Jr., it's not music!  It's chanting to a beat.  I'm still holding out hope for Sahib Jr. Jr.'s taste in music.

News of the Funny and Bizarre:

Stories and Pics on the web that made me cringe or laugh this week.  With all the crap going on in the world, I hope this lightens your load just a little.

Nancy Pelosi parking spot sign:

CNN founder Ted Turner 'spends one week each month with a different girlfriend'
I guess he ain't fonda Jane anymore...

Playboy, Virgin Galactic tout zero-grav nookie in spaaaaace!
Printed food served by frisky jetpack bunnies
A weekend getaway for Ted Turner?

Have a great weekend everyone!

Chuck Woolery: Stop Competitive Mediocrity!

Great American Chuck Woolery, "Dump competitive mediocrity like George Clooney dumps hot Italian models!"



"Too soft on politicians that use class-warfare to divide us!" Amen Chuck!

Harry Reid's Hit Movies!

We discussed our esteemed vice president and attorney general last week.  So this week, the SACSTW Entertainment department brings you the biggest blockbusters of senate majority leader "Dingy" Harry Reid's illustrious career.  Hopefully, you didn't suffer as much through them as we did...

Over the years, Harry got a bigger gun and a bigger pay day!

Harry joined in an unholy partnership with Princess Pelosi.  No, I'm not insinuating Princess Pelosi is the love interest as an orangutan.  You people have sick minds!  She plays the Sandra Locke character...

Finally, they bring our Dear Leader into the picture...

As the poster says, hopefully this all ends in November 2012 and Harry is left all alone as senate minority leader.  (I realize that Harry Reid is not up for reelection in 2012, but his partners in crime are.)