Monday Musings With The Crew

• Over the weekend in Kansas City, Mayor Sly James held an event called "Rock the Block".  The mayor's office organizes Rock the Block to provide urban yoots "a safe

  

  KC Mayor Sly James

  
  

  place to hang out and celebrate the end of summer". The event had to end prematurely due to the large number of fights breaking out among said yoots. By the time the hanging out and celebrating was over, the KC Police Department had maced and arrested multiple yoots. Nothing marks the end of summer quite like the tang of Mace hanging in the air.  Probably should have just stuck to Midnight Basketball

•  Recently Mrs. Crew and I visited our local IKEA store for the first time.  Picked up a few items for the office, sampled the Swedish meatballs in the store cafeteria, all in all it was a nice afternoon.  My favorite part of the day was neither of us getting beheaded at the store. The same can not be said for an IKEA shopper in the retailer's home nation of Sweden.  Read more here.

• In recent years, Topeka, KS has had a  problem with nekkid citizens. Public nudity is apparently legal in Topeka, and a few of the locals have been taking full advantage. Looks like the party may be winding down though, as the city council is taking up a new ordinance that would ban public nudity. Exceptions would be made for breastfeeding mothers, and children under the age of ten (?). SACSTW investigators have not been able to confirm that Topeka council members are privately referring to the new ordinance as the Crew's Law.
   
•  Looks like the anti-gun laws in Massachusetts are really cutting down on crime. I'll just leave this surveillance photo from a Holyoke, MA bank robbery here....

  

  "Aaaarrrrr, gimme all the money"

  
  
•  Let's close this edition of Monday Musings with a quiz to see how well you've been paying attention to the intelligent, well-reasoned arguments of the left this week.  Who was quoted as saying "I'd like to take my period blood and smear it all over some people's faces" when asked about pro-lifers?
• Rosie O'Donnell
• Rosie O'Donnell
• Rosie O'Donnell
• Bruce Jenner

                Still stumped?  OK, here's your one and only hint.....

"Naked Archer Subdued By Kansas City Police!"

When I saw that headline on the Kansas City Star's website last week, my first thought was hey, I didn't know Sahib was in town!  Of course then I remembered that when Sahib cavorts unclothed with medieval weapons, he generally prefers the scimitar.  

So it seems this naked guy was roaming around a KC neighborhood carrying a bow and arrows.  Police arrived on the scene and observed the would be Robin Hood (actually, I'm not sure about that hood part...) "tossing food to imaginary animals", and then entering a house.  The man fired an arrow out the window of the house towards the officers, who immediately called in the tactical support pictured here.....

After an hour or so the man came outside, at which point he was summarily speared (Tasered actually) and taken into custody.  I have talked a lot about evil and its presence within our society over the last few days.  Evil is certainly out there folks, but so is crazy.  Be careful.  

Minority Student Torched in KCMO: Alert Al Sharpton

Ministry of Truth
Bureau of Citizen Thought

Internal Memo #1458.478

FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY- DO NOT DISSEMINATE

Please be advised that the MOT-BCT is hereby activating Hate Crime Protocol A in the Kansas City division.  This activation is in response to the following incident on 28 February, 2012.  To wit:

A 13 year old minority student at Kansas City's East High School was burned by two older teens on his front porch.  According to police reports, the student was followed home by the older students, and accosted on the front porch of his home.  One of the attackers grabbed a gasoline can on the porch, splashing gasoline on the victim and the porch.  Saying "this is what you get, boy", the other attacker used a lighter to ingnite the gasoline, causing burns to the victim's face.  The two assailants then fled the scene.  

Due to the obvious hate crime implications of this case, Protocol A is now active.  The following measures will be initiated forthwith:

• Local citizen agitator Alonzo Washington will go on Kansas City televison news, decrying the continued violence against minorities at East High School, and the lack of action on the part of the Kansas City Police Department.

• As this hateful act occurred within the congressional district of Congressional Black Caucus Chairman Emanuel Cleaver, Representative Cleaver shall make an impassioned plea from the floor of the House to halt the violence.  Representative Cleaver will meet with the victim's parents, and hold a series of town hall meetings in his district to discuss the continuing problem of hate crimes in urban Kansas City.

• The Kansas City Star will continue to cover this story on a daily basis, emphasizing the hate crime aspects.  The editorial page shall issue no less than 3 opinion columns calling for more federal spending to fight hate crimes, more tolerance for diversity, and an increase in funding for the Kansas City Public School District.

• Kansas City Police Chief Daryl Forte will hold a press conference at which he will emotionally state how this case has affected him personally as a black man from Kansas City.  

• The U.S. Attorney for the Western District of Missouri will announce her plans to prosecute the offenders under federal anti-hate crime statutes.

• Weekly candlight vigils and outpourings of community support for the victim are mandated.

ALERT*ALERT*ALERT*ALERT*ALERT

Ministry of Truth - Bureau of Citizen Thought

Internal Memo #1458.479

FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY- DO NOT DISSEMINATE

Please be advised that the MOT-BCT is immediately canceling Hate Crime Protocol A in the Kansas City Division.  Protocol A was initiated with IM #1458.478, this memo of cancellation supersedes all previous directives. Protocol A has been canceled due to the following new information received by the MOT-BCT:

• The victim in the East High School attack is white.
• The perpetrators in the East High School attack are black.
• The complete quote (although not reported by the KC Star) from the attacker was "This is what you get, white boy".

Please note that the Ministry of Truth - Bureau of Journalist Oversight has been notified of the continuing coverage of this story at The American Thinker.  The MOT-BJO has been instructed to take corrective action against any writer who continues to explore not just this incident, but the shameful racist environment at Kansas City's East High School.  

Reminder:  We have always been at war with Eurasia!