In a joint news release this morning, the Ministry of Funny Hats and Ministry of Indeterminate Spelling said the following.....
As news reports from Libya continue to filter in, it appears that joint MOFH/MOIS icon Moammar Gadhafi has been killed by rebels in his Libyan hometown of Sirte. While we agree that Qaddafi was a despotic tyrant whose death should be cheered by lovers of freedom everywhere, those of us at the MOFH and MOIS can't help be feel a bit saddened this morning. Muammar was a true leader in the arenas of remarkable headgear as well as ever changing word construction. The MOFH and MOIS will now commence a world-wide search for someone to replace the late Colonel as our figurehead.
May the crew humbly suggest the following as candidates....
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| President Alpha Conde of Guinea |
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| President Evo Morales of Bolivia |
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| Hugo Chavez of Venezuela |
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| Vladimir Putin of Russia |
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| Queen Margrethe of Denmark |
And the offical SACSTW nominee........
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| Yang di-Pertuan Agong Mizan Zainal Abidin of Malaysia |
An excellent nominee from devoted reader Rabbit....
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| Princess Beatrice |
